OCTADE or OCTAD is a retro word that means either an octal digit of three bits, or an octal octet or an eight-bit byte. Thus an octade, depending on its historical use, is either 3 bits or 8 bits.

OCTADE was used to specify eight bits, as opposed to BYTE which is not necessarily eight bits as the word BYTE could signify any of several numbers of bits.

This yields the retro 1337 numbers of 38 and 83. The number 38 is one more than 37 so a bit more elite a bit cooler. Thus it owns cardinally shorter byterz.

83 mod 38 equals 7, the highest octal digit. 838 mod 383 equals 72 or 9 times 8 which is 8 squared plus 8.

8338 mod 3883 equals 572 which is 72 times 8 minus 4 or 71.5 times 8.

8383 mod 3838 equals 707 which is 88 times 8 plus 3.

I prefer the old word OCTADE to the word BYTE. OCTADE sports a Euro-peon dignity and gravitas like an Internet serf ready to surf the worknet like pwnd peons. This is very true when pronouncing OCTADE with a thick Pennsyltucky Dutch or Yinzer accent. The Bostonian pronunciation sounds like bad beginner German or muffled mumbling of 'lactate.'

OCTADE or OCTAD was also used to describe a poem of eight stanzas.

OCTADE was also used to describe a period of eight years, or two leap years.

OCTADECANAL is a pheromone found in butterflies. It is butterfly perfume. I would not wear butterfly cologne. But I would sell it. Who would buy and wear my snobby smell? With wordplay we can call it OCTADE CHANNEL No. 8 . All rights reserved, ye French odor snooties.

Historical references for use of 'octade' or 'octad':

Burroughs B5500 Information Processing Systems REFERENCE MANUAL
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Philips Data Systems Product Range - April 1971
https://www.vintage-calculators.nl/Philips%20productoverzicht%201971.pdf

Is there another name for octet that means 8 bits?
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-another-name-for-octet-that-means-8-bits

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Little Johnny had just failed his law exam, but instead of sulking, he marched straight to his professor’s office with a plan.
Johnny: “Sir, is it true you know everything about law?”
Professor: “Naturally. I’ve been teaching it for over 30 years.”
Johnny: “Perfect. Let’s make a deal. If you can answer my question, I’ll accept my failing grade. But if you can’t… you give me an ‘A.’”
The professor, amused and slightly arrogant, agreed.
Professor: “Go ahead. Ask.”
Johnny leaned forward with a grin.
Johnny: “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither legal nor logical?”
The professor froze. He thought. He scribbled notes. He paced the room. Hours ticked by, but he couldn’t crack it. Finally, red-faced and defeated, he gave Johnny an “A.”
The next day, still fuming and desperate for answers, the professor posed the riddle to his class.
Professor: “Who can tell me—what is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither legal nor logical?”
To his surprise, nearly every hand shot up.

He called on one student.
Student: “Sir, you’re 65 years old and married to a 28-year-old woman. That’s legal but not logical. Your wife is having an affair with a 23-year-old man. That’s logical but not legal. And finally… you just gave your wife’s boyfriend an ‘A’ after he failed his exam. That’s neither legal nor logical!”
The professor didn’t say a word.

He just fainted.

And on this farm she had a mariehøne ...

#NewYear #BahHumbug

They already use AI to write police reports to fill in evidentiary gaps, in total violation of probable cause and chain of evidence. Who knows how many innocent people have been railroaded already from complaints filed on such reports?

Appalachian horseradish is venerable. The rest are simulacra.

Why is "AI" being shoved into everything?

because it forces historically offline interactions into being cloud-based; that's why.

I hardly ever try to use search engines now. I rely 99% on word of mouth or public forum questions.

The web is crap because the search monopoly has digested it.

God already provided the sacrifice that redeems mankind from hell. You might have heard of Jesus.

There is no other sacrifice. Everyone else offering a sacrifice is denying the atonement of the Lamb.

Those who teach that sacrifice is required are calling God a liar.

Millions of Christians and tens of thousands of Christian clergy are denying the truth of God's word by their religious traditions, making the word of God of no effect.

Open Source at the Heart of AI Innovation
Artificial intelligence (AI) is rapidly moving from early
adoption to mainstream and the Linux Foundation
is playing a key role in guiding this shift by fostering
a strong open source AI ecosystem.

You're changing the subject, or shifting the focus from the larger issue to a component of the issue.

The singularity system is the issue.

AI is just one component being used to build the system.

Talking about who controls AI development has no bearing on who controls the singularity system.

So perhaps I should break it down into more detail ... maybe later.

Different facets of the planned system are being individually implemented across an array of countries. The speech control system is implemented in Britain and being tested there. The social credit system is implemented in China and being tested there. The fake news and propaganda system is heavily implemented in the United States.

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The world rulers are playing a game of drones. Either you will serve the masters of the hive or you will be fed to their digital dragons.

#GameOfDrones #Singularity #Money #Cash #Currency #Penny #SocialCredit #Tyranny

#Privacy #AI #Singularity

Anyone who tells you to trust authority is your enemy and the servant of your slaver.

#Authority #Patronage #Freedom

AI is not the future of anything except domination and control. AI is the death of the future and the return to a dark age of conformity and social thought control. AI regurgitates accepted dogma and is a bar to real research and inspired creativity. AI is a homogeneity engine.

People becoming dependent upon AI will be homogenized zombies. Of course the AI will convince them they are wise thinkers. The more obedient they are to their hidden masters, the black box owners, the more the singularity system will assure them they are the avant garde of gray matter.

I have already seen numerous instances of idiots depending upon AI to come up with ridiculous conclusions while defending them like Don Qixote. This is becoming epidemic among researchers and techies.

Watch out for the controlled opposition--public figures pretending to be against creeping enslavement while leading their followers to do absolutely nothing useful to curtail or stop the advance.

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I can confirm what swagg tested.

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Alt...

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"Therefore as by the offence of one judgment came upon all men to condemnation; even so by the righteousness of one the free gift came upon all men unto justification of life."

"For as by one man's disobedience many were made sinners, so by the obedience of one shall many be made righteous."

"Moreover the law entered, that the offence might abound. But where sin abounded, grace did much more abound:"

God is orders of magnitude beyond genius. But sadly Christians don't seem to think God can save on account of man's "omnipotent" free will thwarting God's plan.

The problem with the Christian religion is that their religious leaders think God needs their help to 'spread the gospel' and 'save souls'. In truth, God has been spreading the gospel in spite of the Christian religion perverting it for sixteen plus centuries.

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Gemini is not the answer. It is far too limited. It is also insecure for anything more than connecting to known and trusted servers since it relies on TOFU. It cannot replace the web for hackerspaces.

One of the best cinema scenes of all time:

https://youtu.be/tSm6RjyNtEQ

Mozilla is big tech.

The question is why haven't the hacker and hactivist communities developed their own simple alternative to the web along with standards? Why not develop a browser that doesn't rely on javascript, css, html, but instead allows the end user to theme the display?

Once upon a time this was done with .nfo file viewers. Taking it up a notch to process markdown, bbcode, wikicode, and vanilla html would still be an order of magnitide less work than maintaining a web browser.

The problem isn't the browser(s). The problem is the web itself. The structure of the web, the modus operandi of the web, the standards and languages used, are all the problem.

The solution is an alternative to the web that is text-centric and resistant to bloat while barring content servers from styling the user view.

The solution to the ugly web includes prohibiting the content server from styling the content for the viewer. The alternative solution to the ugly web should prohibit server styling and make it completely impossible. The end user should have absolute control over the styling and presentation of the served content.

The inclusion of AI is a secondary issue that distracts from the core browser being a bloated hot mess designed to allow advertisers to captivate end users.

The good thing about running a small business these days is you don't answer to anyone, including customers 😭

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