OCTADE or OCTAD is a retro word that means either an octal digit of three bits, or an octal octet or an eight-bit byte. Thus an octade, depending on its historical use, is either 3 bits or 8 bits.

OCTADE was used to specify eight bits, as opposed to BYTE which is not necessarily eight bits as the word BYTE could signify any of several numbers of bits.

This yields the retro 1337 numbers of 38 and 83. The number 38 is one more than 37 so a bit more elite a bit cooler. Thus it owns cardinally shorter byterz.

83 mod 38 equals 7, the highest octal digit. 838 mod 383 equals 72 or 9 times 8 which is 8 squared plus 8.

8338 mod 3883 equals 572 which is 72 times 8 minus 4 or 71.5 times 8.

8383 mod 3838 equals 707 which is 88 times 8 plus 3.

I prefer the old word OCTADE to the word BYTE. OCTADE sports a Euro-peon dignity and gravitas like an Internet serf ready to surf the worknet like pwnd peons. This is very true when pronouncing OCTADE with a thick Pennsyltucky Dutch or Yinzer accent. The Bostonian pronunciation sounds like bad beginner German or muffled mumbling of 'lactate.'

OCTADE or OCTAD was also used to describe a poem of eight stanzas.

OCTADE was also used to describe a period of eight years, or two leap years.

OCTADECANAL is a pheromone found in butterflies. It is butterfly perfume. I would not wear butterfly cologne. But I would sell it. Who would buy and wear my snobby smell? With wordplay we can call it OCTADE CHANNEL No. 8 . All rights reserved, ye French odor snooties.

Historical references for use of 'octade' or 'octad':

Burroughs B5500 Information Processing Systems REFERENCE MANUAL
https://bitsavers.trailing-edge.com/pdf/burroughs/LargeSystems/B5000_5500_5700/1021326_B5500_RefMan_196705.pdf

Philips Data Systems Product Range - April 1971
https://www.vintage-calculators.nl/Philips%20productoverzicht%201971.pdf

Is there another name for octet that means 8 bits?
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-another-name-for-octet-that-means-8-bits

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just don't go meth mode.

The only drawback is this.

There is a troll farm on Usenet. The purpose of the troll farm is to annoy and harass people with fake, lunatic, and disingenuous posts to try to drive them off Usenet. Once you learn to identify such posters, just put them in your killfile spam filter and move on.

Some of the discussion threads are fake, generated by the troll farmers.

Also, if you ever post a good idea on Usenet, the troll farmers will launch a tirade of malicious criticism to try to drive you away.

It's kind of like the Fediverse. Lots of mockingbirds lurk to pounce on any sentiment disapproved by their masters.

Here's the upside. Censorship is almost impossible. If someone wants to see your articles, they will. Unlike the Fediverse, which champions comformity, viewpoint bullying, and mockingbird enforcement hall monitors at the instance level, any Usenet sysop engaging in gratuitous censorship would lose all respect in the eyes of the Usenet crowd.

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Is your Freudian slip a nightgown or pajama jumper?

Mockingbird swill is unimpressive, trite, shopworn, hackneyed, old hat, etc.

You are what you say you see in others.

We could view work culture numbers 996/955 like unixy permissions.

stat -c %a China
996

stat -c %a USA
METH

Huff it, fart muffin!

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99.999% of the time anyone asking for money over a wire is a thief, liar, and deceiver.

"Why do people defend liars and grifters?"

The solution: FreeBSD
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Profit!

More jingles:

Love my job, la la la.

Boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime.
That's why I poop
on company time!

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

I do not like machines learning about me.

Have you considered running your own instance?

Boss: "How are things going today?"

Me: "Oh, we were just standing around talking shit about you."

Co-worker: [eyes bulge like saucers with panic]

Boss: "Great. Let me know if I can help."

Me: [tries not to laugh]

Co-worker had no idea that me and boss are occasional jokers. The look in his eyes telegraphed his fear of the hatchet coming down.

Bring them cabbage rolls for lunch.

"have you reinstalled the operating system in that time?"

Absolutely worth it. Living in the boonies is a boon.

And you are right. Windows is a trap and a money funnel for big tech ... and for hollyweird.

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that’s an unfortunate Google snippet

Alt...

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hijack and starfish
villains verbing nouns

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In this house, chili cheese fries count as a meal.

Have you tried brewing any of these yet?

- dandelion wine
- ginger bug
- spruce beer
- birch beer

What's the coolest or weirdest stuff you've fermented?

#Brewing #Wine #Mead #Ferments #Fermenting #Beer

Then imagine those customers texting and calling at off hours any time they damn well feel like it, to ask about an issue that was handed off to another person six hours prior.

If it were legal, I would slap every single one of them in the head with a 5-lb tuna fish.