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Boss: "How are things going today?"
Me: "Oh, we were just standing around talking shit about you."
Co-worker: [eyes bulge like saucers with panic]
Boss: "Great. Let me know if I can help."
Me: [tries not to laugh]
Co-worker had no idea that me and boss are occasional jokers. The look in his eyes telegraphed his fear of the hatchet coming down.