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[?]OCTADE ยป 🌐
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I was chatting with a co-worker when the boss walked up behind me and patted me on the shoulder to say hello.

Boss: "How are things going today?"

Me: "Oh, we were just standing around talking shit about you."

Co-worker: [eyes bulge like saucers with panic]

Boss: "Great. Let me know if I can help."

Me: [tries not to laugh]

Co-worker had no idea that me and boss are occasional jokers. The look in his eyes telegraphed his fear of the hatchet coming down.

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