Sage words. You neglected a #coffee hashtag.

We must take the veneration of the tropical bush bean very seriously. Otherwise we may incur the wrath of Juan Valdez and his donkey.

Five cups of coffee isn't quite enough if it is standard coffee. However, if the coffee is strong enough that a spoon will stand straight up in the middle of it, then five cups might be enough. Maybe.

If your morning mudd passes the horseshoe test then you are golden for the day.

See also:

https://soc.octade.net/octade/p/1760353899.720416

#Coffee #CowboyCoffee #MorningMudd #JuanValdez

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The Juan Valdez Columbian Coffee Logo ... Columbian man with a hat and a donkey and a mountain rising behind them.