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[?]adb » 🌐
@adbenitez@mastodon.de

/ channel about developer memes, open/libre source culture and other techie and other nerdy stuff

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    [?]OCTADE » 🌐
    @octade@soc.octade.net

    Impeachment for high crimes and misdemeanours?

    Maybe it means one must be high on spirits during the crime ...

    ... or the crimes were committed while high?

    If Drumpf had a son he would look like Afroman ...

    ... because he got high.

    Drumpf + Afroman = High Crimes and Misdemeanours.

    IMPEACH AFROMAN

    Mandatory Brawndo dosage is the contraceptive antidote.


    Tryptich of Afroman wearing an American flag striped suit.

    Alt...Tryptich of Afroman wearing an American flag striped suit.

      [?]steve mookie kong » 🌐
      @mookie@weredreaming.com

      Jokes...


      a book cover. title is "your joke is factually incorrect". subtitle is "a guide to dying alone".

      Alt...a book cover. title is "your joke is factually incorrect". subtitle is "a guide to dying alone".

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        [?]OCTADE » 🌐
        @octade@soc.octade.net

        A snake is a stomach with fangs (and a spoon-shaped head).

        Snakes exist just to eat.


          [?]lizard appreciator [he/him] » 🌐
          @bonzoesc@m.bonzoesc.net

          “If that’s a brunette what does a redhead look like?“

          follow me for more

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            [?]OCTADE » 🌐
            @octade@soc.octade.net

            AFROMAN FOR PRESIDENT


            Tryptich photograph of Afroman wearing a red and white striped suit with blue fields of white stars like the American flag.

            Alt...Tryptich photograph of Afroman wearing a red and white striped suit with blue fields of white stars like the American flag.

              [?]ᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIES » 🌐
              @benroyce@mastodon.social

              @BowieSpace

              thank you

              this is such an important message

              folks you need to take care of your

              if the debilitating outrageous is getting to you you need to step away from the . it does you no good to stew in it. you're a human being. you're not made for it. it will grind you down

              just stop with for awhile

              or as many others do turn to humorous posts. we got on the ! and cats!

              attune to that which you need

              be whole and be well

              doomscrolling in bed

              Alt...doomscrolling in bed

                [?]Steam Powered Frisbee 🥏 » 🌐
                @SPF@hear-me.social

                Things are getting worse faster than I can lower my standards. Carrie Fisher

                Alt...Things are getting worse faster than I can lower my standards. Carrie Fisher

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                  [?]OCTADE » 🌐
                  @octade@soc.octade.net

                  In a battle of wits my enemy is a mixed-up martial fartist.

                  Huff it, fart muffin!


                    [?]adison verlice » 🌐
                    @adisonverlice@tweesecake.social

                    this is what would happen if the cats made their own government. and yes, this was made using 4.5.
                    short, but I think it's true. also, I wrote the lyrics, because I wanted this to be per fect.
                    enjoy!

                      [?]adison verlice » 🌐
                      @adisonverlice@tweesecake.social

                      this is a joke and is not meant to be taken seriously. [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                      Do you own toys like the bop it extreme? then you're an extremist.
                      Are you feeling feelings of an extreme kind like extremely happy, or sad? You're an extremist!
                      Are you competing under extreme stakes? This also makes you an extremist!
                      if you do anything considered extreme, you're an extremest. This makes you a bad person, because you are so extreme you will be placed on an FBI watchlist.

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