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Literbook boosted

[?]WIST Quotations » 🌐
@wistquotes@friendica.world

A quotation from Horace

For ridicule shall frequently prevail,
And cut the knot, when graver reasons fail.
 
                              [Ridiculum acri
Fortius et melius magnas plerumque secat res.]

Horace (65–8 BC) Roman poet, satirist, soldier, politician [Quintus Horatius Flaccus]
Satires [Saturae, Sermones], Book 1, # 10 “Nempe incomposito,” l. 14ff (1.10.14-15) (35 BC) [tr. Francis (1747)]

More about (and translations of) this quote: wist.info/horace/1955/

    Paul Cantrell boosted

    [?]AnneTheWriter » 🌐
    @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

    Don't run with bagpipes. You could put an aye out.

    Or worse yet, get kilt.

    (It's again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to .)

    Sign showing a pictograph of a person inside of a red "warning" triangle. The person's arms are up in the air and the face is surprised. Their kilt is upside-down and revealing everything. Under the triangle, some box text reads, "Underwear must be worn with kilts when wind speeds exceed 25mph."

    Alt...Sign showing a pictograph of a person inside of a red "warning" triangle. The person's arms are up in the air and the face is surprised. Their kilt is upside-down and revealing everything. Under the triangle, some box text reads, "Underwear must be worn with kilts when wind speeds exceed 25mph."

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      [?]OCTADE » 🌐
      @octade@soc.octade.net

      Impeachment for high crimes and misdemeanours?

      Maybe it means one must be high on spirits during the crime ...

      ... or the crimes were committed while high?

      If Drumpf had a son he would look like Afroman ...

      ... because he got high.

      Drumpf + Afroman = High Crimes and Misdemeanours.

      IMPEACH AFROMAN

      Mandatory Brawndo dosage is the contraceptive antidote.


      Tryptich of Afroman wearing an American flag striped suit.

      Alt...Tryptich of Afroman wearing an American flag striped suit.

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        [?]OCTADE » 🌐
        @octade@soc.octade.net

        A snake is a stomach with fangs (and a spoon-shaped head).

        Snakes exist just to eat.


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          [?]OCTADE » 🌐
          @octade@soc.octade.net

          AFROMAN FOR PRESIDENT


          Tryptich photograph of Afroman wearing a red and white striped suit with blue fields of white stars like the American flag.

          Alt...Tryptich photograph of Afroman wearing a red and white striped suit with blue fields of white stars like the American flag.

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            [?]OCTADE » 🌐
            @octade@soc.octade.net

            In a battle of wits my enemy is a mixed-up martial fartist.

            Huff it, fart muffin!


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