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[?]Tadonic the Flautulent » 🌐
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social

New satirical statue on Mall gives Trump ‘participation trophy’ for Iran War; White House weighs in dcnewsnow.com/news/local-news/

    [?]דער קערפער פֿון השם » 🌐
    @dukepaaron@babka.social

    "Planning a trip to New York?

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    What: Psychedelicatessen: A Powerful Dose of Art by Steve Marcus
    When: Through December 2026 (check the Center for Jewish website for current gallery hours)
    Where: Center for Jewish History, 15 W. 16th St., New York, NY
    Tickets: Admission is free."

    stljewishlight.org/world-news/

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      [?]Quasit » 🌐
      @Quasit@beige.party

      Amusing. And accurate.

      mcsweeneys.net/articles/as-a-d

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        [?]Grickle » 🌐
        @grickle@mstdn.social

        Eat the rich.

        Servants struggle up a steep hill carrying a relaxed king seated on a throne as he says, "I'm tired, let's take a break," satirizing unequal burdens and indifferent leadership.

        Alt...Servants struggle up a steep hill carrying a relaxed king seated on a throne as he says, "I'm tired, let's take a break," satirizing unequal burdens and indifferent leadership.

          [?]Global Museum » 🌐
          @globalmuseum@mastodon.online

          The Bayeaux Tapestry has finally arrived in the UK, revealing new details about the storyline.....
          @apjbutler

          Bayeaux Tapestry spoof

          Alt...Bayeaux Tapestry spoof

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            [?]boksy » 🌐
            @boksy@c.im

            I feel seen.

            Calvin & Hobbes cartoon. In a series of panels, Calvin tells Hobbes, "Yesterday dad went out to buy a hardcover novel. He said he wanted to read something long, rich, and thought-provoking for a change. And he wanted a cloth binding so his book could carried around and reread later. Then he said he was going to buy the book with cash so nobody could trace the purchase to him and exploit his interest for commercial purposes." Then Hobbes asks "Your dad's going into the future kicking and screaming, isn't he?" And Calvin replies, "What if he's turning into some kind of subversive?"

            Alt...Calvin & Hobbes cartoon. In a series of panels, Calvin tells Hobbes, "Yesterday dad went out to buy a hardcover novel. He said he wanted to read something long, rich, and thought-provoking for a change. And he wanted a cloth binding so his book could carried around and reread later. Then he said he was going to buy the book with cash so nobody could trace the purchase to him and exploit his interest for commercial purposes." Then Hobbes asks "Your dad's going into the future kicking and screaming, isn't he?" And Calvin replies, "What if he's turning into some kind of subversive?"

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              [?]Grickle » 🌐
              @grickle@mstdn.social

              Feeling the breeze.

              Grover steers a small motorboat while Kermit sits behind with his arms streaming backward as the wind carries them away. Caption reads "On the hottest days Grover would open it up and Kermit would just let the wind take his arms."

              Alt...Grover steers a small motorboat while Kermit sits behind with his arms streaming backward as the wind carries them away. Caption reads "On the hottest days Grover would open it up and Kermit would just let the wind take his arms."

                [?]Global Museum » 🌐
                @globalmuseum@mastodon.online

                Patrick loved the new 12 cylinder model, but sadly the cost to run it meant he lost his shirt trying to keep it on the road - c. 1260, British Library, Add. 62925, f. 83r

                @MedMilMedicine

                manuscript c. 1260, British Library, Add. 62925, f. 83r

                Alt...manuscript c. 1260, British Library, Add. 62925, f. 83r

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                  [?]Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor » 🌐
                  @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

                  Photo showing a Lufthansa Boeing 787-9 Dreamliner suffered a nose landing gear collapse while parked at a gate at Frankfurt Airport on June 4, 2026. Caption: In an example of incremental delivery, the landing gear was pushed to a later sprint so that the release date commitment would not be missed.

                  Alt...Photo showing a Lufthansa Boeing 787-9 Dreamliner suffered a nose landing gear collapse while parked at a gate at Frankfurt Airport on June 4, 2026. Caption: In an example of incremental delivery, the landing gear was pushed to a later sprint so that the release date commitment would not be missed.

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                    [?]Paul Chambers🚧 » 🌐
                    @paul@oldfriends.live

                    I just spoke to for twenty minutes. We debated whether Gold Star Chili or Skyline Chili was the best style chili.

                    Cincinnati Chili Throw-down!! | Skyline vs. Gold Star Chili

                    Alt...Cincinnati Chili Throw-down!! | Skyline vs. Gold Star Chili

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                      [?]b-rain » 🌐
                      @b_rain@troet.cafe

                      Give it back its phone! Gollum! Gollum!

                      Dialogue Sam, Gollum: Sam: Are you doomscrolling again? Gollume: doomscrolling? doomscrolling? Just because we has our phone out you accuse us of doomscrolling? Sam: FIne. What are you scrolling then? Gollum: Doooooom

                      Alt...Dialogue Sam, Gollum: Sam: Are you doomscrolling again? Gollume: doomscrolling? doomscrolling? Just because we has our phone out you accuse us of doomscrolling? Sam: FIne. What are you scrolling then? Gollum: Doooooom

                        [?]Global Museum » 🌐
                        @globalmuseum@mastodon.online

                        City’s Beautification Initiative Hamstrung By Commitment To Local Artists.
                        Officials Say It’s Too Late To Bring In Professionals Now.
                        theonion.com/citys-beautificat @theonion

                        According to project leaders, just one recognizable statue of a person everyone likes would go a long way

                        Alt...According to project leaders, just one recognizable statue of a person everyone likes would go a long way

                          [?]Global Museum » 🌐
                          @globalmuseum@mastodon.online

                          From the medieval ‘Ministry of Silly Walks’ - 13th century, Beinecke Rare Book and Manuscript Library, MS 229, f. 326r
                          @MedMilMedicine

                          13th century, Beinecke Rare Book and Manuscript Library, MS 229, f. 326r

                          Alt...13th century, Beinecke Rare Book and Manuscript Library, MS 229, f. 326r

                            [?]kurtsh » 🌐
                            @kurtsh@mastodon.social

                            I still miss The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson so, so much.

                            ▶️ Remember that time Geoff Peterson had Eyes?
                            youtube.com/watch?v=Mfj2y1-6R4

                              [?]Global Museum » 🌐
                              @globalmuseum@mastodon.online

                              Public holiday declared after Trump’s state fair attendance reaches double figures.
                              @newsthump

                              Public holiday declared after Trump’s state fair attendance reaches double figures

                              Alt...Public holiday declared after Trump’s state fair attendance reaches double figures

                                [?]Tadonic the Flautulent » 🌐
                                @ubuntourist@mastodon.social

                                Photoshopped image of the curtain covering the Kennedy Center entrance where Donald Trump's name was removed. The curtain now bears the text: "Donald J. Trump Memorial Butthurt Curtain".

                                Alt...Photoshopped image of the curtain covering the Kennedy Center entrance where Donald Trump's name was removed. The curtain now bears the text: "Donald J. Trump Memorial Butthurt Curtain".

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                                  [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                  @grickle@mstdn.social

                                  Green thumbs.

                                  A cartoon illustration of a older woman working in her garden burying a dead man. Caption reads "If her second husband was anything like her first, the cucumbers were going to be lovely this coming year."

                                  Alt...A cartoon illustration of a older woman working in her garden burying a dead man. Caption reads "If her second husband was anything like her first, the cucumbers were going to be lovely this coming year."

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                                    [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                    @grickle@mstdn.social

                                    Twist?

                                    A cartoon illustration of a raven sitting down to a cup of tea in a mansion and looking out his window surprised to see a mournful looking Edgar Allan Poe peering in. Caption reads "Edgar Allan Poe visits the Raven."

                                    Alt...A cartoon illustration of a raven sitting down to a cup of tea in a mansion and looking out his window surprised to see a mournful looking Edgar Allan Poe peering in. Caption reads "Edgar Allan Poe visits the Raven."

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                                      [?]WIST Quotations » 🌐
                                      @wistquotes@friendica.world

                                      A quotation from Jean Kerr

                                      I have two trifling ambitions in the theater: to make a lot of people laugh and to make a lot of money.

                                      Jean Kerr (1922-2003) American author and playwright [b. Bridget Jean Collins]
                                      Interview (1955-07), Theatre Arts magazine

                                      More about this quote: wist.info/kerr-jean/84710/

                                        [?]✝️Aesthetic Femboy🕊️ » 🌐
                                        @AestheticFemboy@retro-gaiden.com

                                        send this meme to anyone who is not ditching windows

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                                          [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                          @grickle@mstdn.social

                                          No rest .

                                          A cartoon illustration of a man and dog waking up to the realization that their room and themselves have been drawn over in permanent marker by a cat that is hiding in the hallway. Caption reads "They awoke to discover that yet again the damn cat had found the Sharpies."

                                          Alt...A cartoon illustration of a man and dog waking up to the realization that their room and themselves have been drawn over in permanent marker by a cat that is hiding in the hallway. Caption reads "They awoke to discover that yet again the damn cat had found the Sharpies."

                                            [?]Global Museum » 🌐
                                            @globalmuseum@mastodon.online

                                            Ghostbusters mistake reflecting pool water for ectoplasmic residue.

                                            The Ghostbusters have mistaken the green algae in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool for ectoplasmic residue, Ray Stantz has revealed.

                                            "“The trip wasn’t a complete waste of time, though. We spotted a massive, orange Class 5 Full Roaming Vapor with tiny hands walking up and down the White House garden"

                                            archive.ph/lEn84

                                            Algae in the the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool

                                            Alt...Algae in the the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool

                                              [?]Project Gutenberg » 🌐
                                              @gutenberg_org@mastodon.social

                                              Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? The History Behind the World's Most Famous Joke

                                              The world's best-known joke has roots in 19th-century humor—and may have pioneered a form of comedy now known as anti-humor.

                                              mentalfloss.com/history/why-di

                                              Two chickens crossing a gravel road. The one closest to the camera is fluffy and light grey. The other one is light brown and has tan plumage.

                                              Alt...Two chickens crossing a gravel road. The one closest to the camera is fluffy and light grey. The other one is light brown and has tan plumage.

                                                [?]Global Museum » 🌐
                                                @globalmuseum@mastodon.online

                                                🤣 HUMOUR SPOT🤣
                                                A cartoon by Jonathan Rosen in the New Yorker

                                                Cartoon by Jonathan Rosen. New Yorker

                                                Alt...Cartoon by Jonathan Rosen. New Yorker

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                                                  [?]Darth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈 [he/him/his] » 🌐
                                                  @darth_hideout@mas.to

                                                  Maybe if the switched from Prime Ministers to Fibonacci Ministers, the intervals between them wouldn't be so short.

                                                    Literbook boosted

                                                    [?]WIST Quotations » 🌐
                                                    @wistquotes@friendica.world

                                                    A quotation from Horace

                                                    For ridicule shall frequently prevail,
                                                    And cut the knot, when graver reasons fail.
                                                     
                                                                                  [Ridiculum acri
                                                    Fortius et melius magnas plerumque secat res.]

                                                    Horace (65–8 BC) Roman poet, satirist, soldier, politician [Quintus Horatius Flaccus]
                                                    Satires [Saturae, Sermones], Book 1, # 10 “Nempe incomposito,” l. 14ff (1.10.14-15) (35 BC) [tr. Francis (1747)]

                                                    More about (and translations of) this quote: wist.info/horace/1955/

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                                                      [?]Solar Phasing » 🌐
                                                      @solarphasing@mastodon.social

                                                      Have a peaceful sunday! :0)

                                                      Through The Mirror
                                                      imgur.com/gallery/through-mirr


                                                      #drawing #draw #humor #humour #earth #aliens #sergioaragones #madmagazine #comics #comicstrip

                                                      Alt...#drawing #draw #humor #humour #earth #aliens #sergioaragones #madmagazine #comics #comicstrip

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                                                        [?]Quasit » 🌐
                                                        @Quasit@beige.party

                                                        Cold writing take [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                        @mdhughes @glitzersachen @screwlisp @Binder

                                                        "Cosmic Laughter" (1974) is a collection of some wonderfully funny science fiction short stories. It was once is my fault recommendations a few weeks ago: kolektiva.social/@Quasit/11668

                                                        And R. Bretnor wrote a lot of very funny short science fiction too. "The Schimmelhorn File" (1979) is a collection of short stories about a Swiss janitor who is a genius—but only in his subconscious. Fair warning, Papa Schimmelhorn starts out as a dirty old man and just gets worse and worse.

                                                        archive.org/details/schimmelho

                                                        Another character who's a genius only in his subconscious (and generally wakes up from a bender with mysterious inventions that he doesn't understand) is Henry Kuttner's Galloway Gallagher. Many Gallagher stories were collected in "Robots Have No Tails" (1952).

                                                        Gallagher is, I should note, an alcoholic.

                                                        archive.org/details/robotshave

                                                          [?]Guillotine Jones, Flâneur » 🌐
                                                          @Guillotine_Jones@beige.party

                                                          One of my firmly held religious beliefs is that since the 20th century, Great Britain has been punching above its weight in comedy.
                                                          That's because the people's daily life is so dreadful, and their governments have done such awful things, and still, some of them can make others laugh.
                                                          By that criteria, though, the Scots clearly must be world champions.

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                                                            [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                                            @grickle@mstdn.social

                                                            Living large.

                                                            A cartoon illustration of a cat wearing a suit relaxing on a couch while the owner and dog watch her from the kitchen. Caption reads "She never had any intention of working in an actual office, she just really enjoyed the feel of a good suit."

                                                            Alt...A cartoon illustration of a cat wearing a suit relaxing on a couch while the owner and dog watch her from the kitchen. Caption reads "She never had any intention of working in an actual office, she just really enjoyed the feel of a good suit."

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                                                              [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                                              @grickle@mstdn.social

                                                              OMG.

                                                              A cartoon illustration of a mother ghost comforting a crying young ghost while talking to a father ghost at the top of the basement stairs. Caption reads "He thinks he saw a living person in the basement."

                                                              Alt...A cartoon illustration of a mother ghost comforting a crying young ghost while talking to a father ghost at the top of the basement stairs. Caption reads "He thinks he saw a living person in the basement."

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                                                                [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                                                @grickle@mstdn.social

                                                                Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE!

                                                                A cartoon illustration of five ducks standing in front of a very large mean looking white goose.

                                                                Alt...A cartoon illustration of five ducks standing in front of a very large mean looking white goose.

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                                                                  [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                                                  @grickle@mstdn.social

                                                                  Wake up call.

                                                                  A cartoon illustration of a man in bed horrified as he watches a burning sun creature come through his open window. Caption reads "He awoke to find the sun coming through his window."

                                                                  Alt...A cartoon illustration of a man in bed horrified as he watches a burning sun creature come through his open window. Caption reads "He awoke to find the sun coming through his window."

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