🤗🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒☂️🪞🌿🪴💚🧡🦧🤍💗🩷🤎💛🐒☂️🐒🪞🐒🌿🐒🪴🐒💚🐒🧡🦧🤍🦧💗🦧🩷🦧🤎🦧💛🤗*"What`s life without whimsy?"🤗🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒☂️🐒🪞🐒🌿🐒🪴🐒💚🐒🧡🦧🤍🦧💗🦧🩷🦧🤎🦧💛🐒☂️🐒🪞🐒🌿🐒🪴🐒💚🐒🧡🦧🤍🦧💗🦧🩷🦧🤎🦧💛🤗

- Dr Sheldon Cooper

#Quote #Whimsical #Humor

🤗🤔🩵🤍🩵🤍🩵🤍💜🤍💜🤍💜🤍💜🤍💜💛🤍💛🤍💛🤍💛🤍🤔🩵💜💛🤍🤔🩵💜💛🤍🤔🩵💜💛🤍🤗*"What`s life without whimsy?"🤗🤔🩵🤍🩵🤍🩵🤍💜🤍💜🤍💜🤍💛🤍💛🤍💛🤍💛🤍🤔🩵💜💛🤍🤔🩵💜💛🤍🤔🩵💜💛🤍🤔🩵💜💛🤍🤔🩵💜💛🤍🩵🤍🩵🤍🩵🤍💜🤍💜🤍💜🤍💛🤍💛🤍💛🤍🤗

- Dr Sheldon Cooper

#Quote #Whimsical #Humor

*~*"What`s life without whimsy?"*~*

- Dr Sheldon Cooper

#Quote #Whimsical #Humor

-ware.
#humor

"Anyone see that? That's a feline head ... I'm ... I'm fairly alarmed here."
~Dr. Ian Malcat

#jurassicpark #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour

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a ceramic cat head on a table with a cat with almost identical colors looking at the ceramic head in alarm

Chatbots powered by #LLMs are showing impressive abilities at mimicking how humans use language, and they are attempting to simulate #humor, too. Researchers are now taking a closer look at AI’s ability to generate humor and how that can be improved. Does #AI get the joke? https://cacm.acm.org/news/does-ai-get-the-joke/ #TechNews

Let me hand you a newsletter.
This month's edition has big news!

https://eot.paulkater.com/f/a/P0HHnNfeIt3kobm9mXjMAQ~~/AAAHURA~/kXj2nd-lMpdq9dBZXb9U4IsJ8lAQ_ThOkz3KZN2GZn32N54qYvMNh0qpd2pyQIRPk5Y8LpSuFXVoSXbhbMpR579ZPB_DypY-FHNw3L5fHEFNdvC7C2tTnPOh-jy1fzUIA9IN8LUXU79--88rub8tJKtUXcDDIYrwkKoaNfpNl8gEJmYNI4ReV60_DGhowgAr6cgWjXj2mg5mWVoCEXLL2Nj441XQZARbTch2j4fO70uFFZgmkjt_G_Fh6wvfaKQXxPi-9p5JGwa7wV9dsqRwuM4IfrA8z07_bZLkEcgDCiA6X88cmOq-CraZTb1bCFUhtGArinUGS7berisHKL3O7hAVLnCZRBbXpb1Z0cbqhtY~

Hilda's 29th story is live in many places, and adding.

#Reading #WickedWitch #Fantasy #humor #Indie

King Charles to Trump:

"You recently commented…if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German."

"If it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French."
#AureFreePress #News #humor

More News at @Free_Press

Issue 23f TALES OF THE KRYPT (April Fool's 1996, 8 pages), part 4
https://theblackchamber552383191.wordpress.com/2026/04/17/issue-23f-tales-of-the-krypt-april-fools-1996-8-pages-part-4/
#nsa #humor

Gamefinds: Trees Hate You
Another one, so soon! I feel like I should post these as I find out about them, or else they'll fade in memory, and in importance. I want to get them out to you immediately, while the bytes are hot.

Yet also, with this one, I sort of want you to discover what it's about, the promise of that title, Trees Hate You, for yourself. That's not how thes
https://setsideb.com/gamefinds-trees-hate-you/
#indies #demo #free #humor #indie #itchio #TreesHateYou #tykenn

Maybe it means one must be high on spirits during the crime ...

... or the crimes were committed while high?

If Drumpf had a son he would look like Afroman ...

... because he got high.

Drumpf + Afroman = High Crimes and Misdemeanours.

IMPEACH AFROMAN

Mandatory Brawndo dosage is the contraceptive antidote.

#Drumpf #Afroman #Impeachment #Constitution #Brawndo #Humor #Jokes

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Tryptich of Afroman wearing an American flag striped suit.

Issue 23f TALES OF THE KRYPT (April Fool's 1996, 8 pages), part 3
https://theblackchamber552383191.wordpress.com/2026/04/10/issue-23f-tales-of-the-krypt-april-fools-1996-8-pages-part-3/
#nsa #humor

OCTADE or OCTAD is a retro word that means either an octal digit of three bits, or an octal octet or an eight-bit byte. Thus an octade, depending on its historical use, is either 3 bits or 8 bits.

OCTADE was used to specify eight bits, as opposed to BYTE which is not necessarily eight bits as the word BYTE could signify any of several numbers of bits.

This yields the retro 1337 numbers of 38 and 83. The number 38 is one more than 37 so a bit more elite a bit cooler. Thus it owns cardinally shorter byterz.

83 mod 38 equals 7, the highest octal digit. 838 mod 383 equals 72 or 9 times 8 which is 8 squared plus 8.

8338 mod 3883 equals 572 which is 72 times 8 minus 4 or 71.5 times 8.

8383 mod 3838 equals 707 which is 88 times 8 plus 3.

I prefer the old word OCTADE to the word BYTE. OCTADE sports a Euro-peon dignity and gravitas like an Internet serf ready to surf the worknet like pwnd peons. This is very true when pronouncing OCTADE with a thick Pennsyltucky Dutch or Yinzer accent. The Bostonian pronunciation sounds like bad beginner German or muffled mumbling of 'lactate.'

OCTADE or OCTAD was also used to describe a poem of eight stanzas.

OCTADE was also used to describe a period of eight years, or two leap years.

OCTADECANAL is a pheromone found in butterflies. It is butterfly perfume. I would not wear butterfly cologne. But I would sell it. Who would buy and wear my snobby smell? With wordplay we can call it OCTADE CHANNEL No. 8 . All rights reserved, ye French odor snooties.

Historical references for use of 'octade' or 'octad':

Burroughs B5500 Information Processing Systems REFERENCE MANUAL
https://bitsavers.trailing-edge.com/pdf/burroughs/LargeSystems/B5000_5500_5700/1021326_B5500_RefMan_196705.pdf

Philips Data Systems Product Range - April 1971
https://www.vintage-calculators.nl/Philips%20productoverzicht%201971.pdf

Is there another name for octet that means 8 bits?
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-another-name-for-octet-that-means-8-bits

#octade #octad #binary #byte #jargon #etymology #bytemology #wordplay #wordgames #wordcrimes #history #retro #retronym #retronymous #yinzer #pennsyltucky #humor

@wordplay@lemmy.ml @Vocabulary@lemmy.ml

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OCTADE | news://alt.flashback | https://soc.octade.net

If Sisyphus was a duck.

#duck #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour

Via YouTube: https://youtu.be/6l51gjch-1k

Snakes exist just to eat.

#snakes #serpents #animals #critters #humor #jokes

How different denominations prepare for service... (lighthearted -- as a pastor who was ordained Presbyterian, I'm glad to get poked at) HT: jakobwendensten on TikTok.

#Christianity #Worship #Humor

Issue 23f TALES OF THE KRYPT (April Fools 1996, 8 pages), part 2
https://theblackchamber552383191.wordpress.com/2026/04/03/issue-23f-tales-of-the-krypt-april-fools-1996-8-pages-part-2/
#humor #nsa

Filler - Nerd Bird
https://theblackchamber552383191.wordpress.com/2026/04/01/filler-nerd-bird/
#nsa #humor

@AbBuus

summer's eve haiku.
in spring, I hope, by mere chance.
may you bare summer.

#haiku #senryu #poem #humor #pun #ShortPoem #SmallPoem #SmallPoems #spring #summer #climate #heat #warming #GlobalWarming #seasons #UnseasonableWeather #MastoPrompt #DailyHaikuPrompt #beauty

cc @dailyhaikuprompt @stevencudahy

Issue 23f TALES OF THE KRYPT (April Fool's 1996, 8 pages), part 1
https://theblackchamber552383191.wordpress.com/2026/03/27/issue-23f-tales-of-the-krypt-april-fools-1996-8-pages-part-1/
#nsa #humor

Tales of the Krypt, Monograph 7
https://theblackchamber552383191.wordpress.com/2026/03/25/tales-of-the-krypt-monograph-7/
#nsa #humor

#Afroman #President #Rappers #RapMusic #Courts #Elections #Humor #Jokes #Comedy

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Tryptich photograph of Afroman wearing a red and white striped suit with blue fields of white stars like the American flag.

Issue 11f TALES OF THE KRYPT (Apr. 1995, 14 pages), part 7
https://theblackchamber552383191.wordpress.com/2026/03/20/issue-11f-tales-of-the-krypt-apr-1995-14-pages-part-7/
#humor #nsa

Tales of the Krypt, Monograph 6
https://theblackchamber552383191.wordpress.com/2026/03/18/tales-of-the-krypt-monograph-6/
#nsa #humor

Issue 11f TALES OF THE KRYPT (Apr. 1995, 14 pages), part 6
https://theblackchamber552383191.wordpress.com/2026/03/13/issue-11f-tales-of-the-krypt-apr-1995-14-pages-part-6/
#humor #nsa

Tales of the Krypt, Monograph 5
https://theblackchamber552383191.wordpress.com/2026/03/11/tales-of-the-krypt-monograph-5/
#nsa #humor

Your reminder that the Lord of the Rings trilogy should have been a 13 second short.
#humor #lordoftherings

Issue 11f TALES OF THE KRYPT (Apr. 1995, 14 pages), part 5
https://theblackchamber552383191.wordpress.com/2026/03/06/issue-11f-tales-of-the-krypt-apr-1995-14-pages-part-5/
#nsa #humor

Yes, but what if the Battle of Hastings was fought in the 100 Acre Woods?

#winniethepooh #hastings #history #humor #humour

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winnie the pooh characters added to the bayeau tapestry

Tales of the Krypt, Monograph 4
https://theblackchamber552383191.wordpress.com/2026/03/04/tales-of-the-krypt-monograph-4/
#nsa #humor

Issue 11f TALES OF THE KRYPT (Apr. 1995, 14 pages), part 4
https://theblackchamber552383191.wordpress.com/2026/02/27/issue-11f-tales-of-the-krypt-apr-1995-14-pages-part-4/
#nsa #humor

Tales of the Krypt, Monograph 3
https://theblackchamber552383191.wordpress.com/2026/02/25/tales-of-the-krypt-monograph-3/
#nsa #humor

Issue 11f TALES OF THE KRYPT (Apr. 1995, 14 pages), part 3
https://theblackchamber552383191.wordpress.com/2026/02/20/issue-11f-tales-of-the-krypt-apr-1995-14-pages-part-3/
#nsa #humor

What's your favourite trilogy? 🤔

Every speculative fiction reader has that one trilogy they can't get over...

For me it's between The Seagulls and Lord of the Rings, Star Wars barely breaks the top 50 😜😂

@bookstodon @books @joinin
@humor@fedigroups.social @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#SpeculativeFiction #FantasyBooks
#FantasyMemes #SciFiMemes #Fantasy #SciFi #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Low #High #Epic #Science #Opera #Hard #CottageCore #SolarPunk #Comedic
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Bookstodon

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Meme from 50 Nerds of Grey Friend 1: What is your favourite trilogy? Friend 2: Star Wars Friend 3: Lord of the Rings Me: Three pictures from The Argus newspaper headlines. 1: Student attacked by seagull 2: Seagull attacked by student 3: Angry seagulls strike back

Tales of the Krypt, Monograph 2
https://theblackchamber552383191.wordpress.com/2026/02/18/tales-of-the-krypt-monograph-2/
#nsa #humor

This will never not crack me up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVxjNGl3v10

#ThrobbingGristle #Humor