My morning coffee is knocking me out.
Back in bed, and about to nap.
#Coffee #Nap

Sage words. You neglected a #coffee hashtag.

We must take the veneration of the tropical bush bean very seriously. Otherwise we may incur the wrath of Juan Valdez and his donkey.

Five cups of coffee isn't quite enough if it is standard coffee. However, if the coffee is strong enough that a spoon will stand straight up in the middle of it, then five cups might be enough. Maybe.

If your morning mudd passes the horseshoe test then you are golden for the day.

See also:

https://soc.octade.net/octade/p/1760353899.720416

#Coffee #CowboyCoffee #MorningMudd #JuanValdez

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The Juan Valdez Columbian Coffee Logo ... Columbian man with a hat and a donkey and a mountain rising behind them.

☕☕☕☕☕☕☕🤔💁🏿‍♀️*Does Coffee Count Toward Your Daily Water Intake? Here’s What Experts Say👉

#Coffee

Does Coffee Count Toward Your Daily Water Intake?
https://www.marthastewart.com/does-coffee-count-toward-your-daily-water-intake-12019096

Worst decision of the day (so far), was to go with cold coffee made last night mixed with oat milk and sugar, INSTEAD of hot black coffee (straight) at 4:30am. #random #coffee

https://businesstech.co.za/news/business/866132/elon-musks-r25-trillion-giant-depends-on-a-tiny-south-african-town-in-the-middle-of-nowhere/

dude.

"Tesla produces millions of vehicles each year, "

NO, they fucken do NOT.

434,000. that is the number for 2025.
Short at least 1 zero.

https://ir.tesla.com/press-release/tesla-fourth-quarter-2025-production-deliveries-deployments

Guess the article is either clanker slop, or the author is musky sucker.
or just a really shitty journalist.

urgh, i need #Coffee, its to early for stupid like this

#GoodMorning and good #tzag.

Tuesday, also known as Monday 2, is upon us, and I'm already here at work getting things ready to head to another building for device reconnections. My office is still without AC, but my hot #coffee will be keeping things cool for me, even if not climate-wise. ​

Out of Arizona Teas for breakfast, oh no.
Dig in back of cupboard, I HAVE A SINGLE MR BROWN LEFT!
#coffee

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Mr Brown Blue Mountain Coffee can

Anyone in the Lexington, KY / Bluegrass area willing to meet up for group coffee?
#Lexington #Bluegrass #Coffee

Current caffeination status:

Walk outside holding cup of fresh coffee
Bend down to pick something up
LImbic system: "Hot! hot liquids! On leg! Arm!"
Brain: "What? What? How is this happening?!?!?"

#coffee

20% off on all products in my website, through Sunday July 5th, midnight. Coffee with Love - Available Here: https://1-lisas-baker.pixels.com/featured/coffee-with-love-lisa-s-baker.html

#coffee #love #drink #beverage #hotbeverage #morningcoffee #brew #mixedmedia #art #arte #artwork #wallart #homedecor #artforhome #artforsale #buyintoart #artprints #canvasprints #mastoart #fediart #fediverse #creativeToots

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A red and white coffee cup features a simple heart detail and the word "Coffee" across the front, with three curling lines of steam rising above. Set against a warm woven-texture background, the composition combines bold color, rough painted edges, and a casual hand-drawn look.

TIL that instant coffee was invented in New Zealand, specifically in Invercargill, in 1890.

#nz #coffee (#coffee-not-coffee ?)

I have ordered the same Nespresso pods for years and this morning I noticed something I had never seen before. Hebrew, right there on the side of the box. ☕🇮🇱

I looked it up and this batch was made for a handful of markets, Argentina, Mexico, the USA, and Israel, so the Hebrew was printed alongside the other languages.

And it landed with me in the best way. Coffee already feels like a little hug to me. Seeing my language on the box in my kitchen here in America, felt like that same hug all over again. A small reminder of home showing up where I least expected it.

That is what language does. It finds you and it says you are still home, wherever you are.

Has your language ever surprised you somewhere unexpected? 💙

#Israel #Hebrew #JewishLife #Coffee #IsraelLife

#coffee and got my old biz consulting shirt on, so I feel like a real workin dude. Gonna work, ship something today!

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<horrific fairy workout Jon appears to Garfield> I AM THE EXCITEMENT FAIRY! OKAAAY... HERE TO BRING YOU EXCITEMENT! GOOD LUCK WITH THAT COFFEE? I STAND CORRECTED!

Dear non-coffee-drinking-"barrista" cafe art enthusiasts and people who bought cafes to make money:

No red blooded coffee drinkers think that steam-frothed low fat milk is a replacement for cream. We all hate it. You just don't know because you don't drink coffee.

#overgeneralizingFromPersonalExperience #coffee
I comment because I noticed a huge cavalcade of other coffee-drinkers:classic specifically and frustratedly explaining "make me a black coffee and just pour some runny cream into it".

Hi there! Here’s an #introduction for this new instance.

I’m a soon-to-be 40-year-old #nonbinary #LGBTQIA person from southeastern #finland

I toot in English and Finnish, depending on the subject and what’s on my mind.

I maintain a #pinball #arcade with my partner @apzpins which we’ve been running for soon 15 years. The arcade is also on fedi, but we post in Finnish only, @hopeakuula , in case you’re interested.

We also have an elderly cat Wäinö in our small lovely family, who I toot photos of at times.

My interests include #videogames , I especially enjoy adventure games and RPGs, #animals , #Cats , #Travel , #scifi , #horror , and #crafts , I especially enjoy #knitting , #crochet and #crossstitching

I am a #chef by profession, so #food and #coffee are huge things for me. I sometimes toot about food stuff, and gladly talk about food, food cultures and share experiences.

#cycling is also fun, I mainly do this during the snowless time of the year. My home town has pretty good bike routes and I sometimes toot photos of those.

I’m #autistic , which surely comes off as hyper fixactions and in an unusual way of experiencing, seeing and handling the world and its goings-on.

I take quite a lot of pictures, and usually add those to my toots.
I love to write a lot, so Mastodon is the social media platform for me.
Spoonerisms are a part of my every day life, even if I don’t always say them all out loud xD

I like spring, summer and autumn, writing, my job, animals, my partner and friends and hobbies immensely.

If something sounded great, gimme a follow! It’s nice to meet new people!

Cafe.
G
Watercolour.
A busy coffee shop in São Paulo, Baristas serve expresso, café, coffee, to couples, families, the general public.

[ Prints : https://james-mccormack.pixels.com/featured/cafe-james-mccormack.html ]

#coffee #cafe #café #coffeeshop
#BuyIntoArt #art #MastoArt #MastoDaoine #FediShop

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Cafe. G Watercolour. A busy coffee shop in São Paulo, Baristas serve expresso, café, coffee, to couples, families, the general public.

☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕💁🏿‍♀️*Does Coffee Count Toward Your Daily Water Intake? Here’s What Experts Say👉

#Coffee

Does Coffee Count Toward Your Daily Water Intake? Here’s What Experts Say
https://www.delish.com/food/a71539035/coffee-water-intake-hydration/

#coffee

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Exciting Comics #31 (1944) <plant disintegrates in black fumes POUF> Ploopie: ALL I DID WAS SPILL COFFEE ON IT! FUNNY HOW YOU CAN LOSE YOUR APPETITE FOR COFFEE JUST LIKE THAT! Steve: BE SURE THAT DOORS LOCKED! I'VE GOT AN UNCOMFORTABLE FEELING SOMEONE'S AFTER OUR SCALPS

Strange anti-coffee article in the LA this weekend (via Bloomberg), I am wondering what the motivation for this is... (very much a "coffee is a sin" vibe). The kind of articles you might read in Utah when I was growing up. ("Coffee drinkers are SINNERS! Chocolate corrupts women! Hip hop music causes violent crime!" etc) #coffee

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From cold brew to bone broth, anxious Americans rethink their caffeine fix

It's not even 10am and I've had 3x #coffee already and been to #Berlin Hauptbahnhof 3x too.

#coffee #goodmorning

> Has Mark Had Coffee Today?
NO COFFEE - DANGER!
It has been 0 days, 17 hours, 50 minutes since Mark had coffee.
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Relax. Situation resolved. I have #coffee

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HOW COFFEE WORKS <diagram of person> Coffee -> mouth -> stomach MAGIC -> arm Energy -> zappy rays

#Coffee #CowboyCoffee #MorningMudd

A group of mad scientists named Folger, Maxwell, Horton, and Starbuck created an elixir that triggers the coffee gene.

#coffee

#MorningMudd #Coffee #CowboyCoffee #JitterJuice #MojoJoe

How do you drink your coffee and/or tea?

Select all that apply!

Please BOOST for maximum exposure to the #Fediverse

#Poll #Polls #POTD #Question #Questions #QOTD #Coffee #Tea