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Search results for tag #coffee

[?]lizard appreciator [he/him] » 🌐
@bonzoesc@m.bonzoesc.net

food, drink [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

drinking

a glass of iced coffee next to a flat looking croque monsieur on a warmly lit counter, with a street in cloudy daylight beyond

Alt...a glass of iced coffee next to a flat looking croque monsieur on a warmly lit counter, with a street in cloudy daylight beyond

    [?]feinstruktur » 🌐
    @feinstruktur@mastodon.social

    Good morning Fedinauts!
    Starting the new week with lots of ☕ ☕ ☕ & dramatic music by
    Louis Spohr: Violin Concerto in A minor No.8 Op.47 'in modo di scena cantante'
    The Brandenburg Orchestra, Roy Goodman
    Elizabeth Wallfisch, violin
    youtu.be/PEFr7asgpXw
    &

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      [?]Mark » 🌐
      @mark@waterford.international

      So I finished up in my tech job on Friday. Planning to open a cafe and bookshop on 1st July. There’s a lot still to do and it’s pretty intense.

      It’s called Ithaca cafe, and it will be at 8/9 Bolton street, Waterford, Ireland.

        [?]Randal » 🌐
        @rm@my.talesofmy.life

        Coffee's done! Come have a cup with me.

        #coffee #goodmorning

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          [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
          @mdhughes@appdot.net

          THIS IS

          Alt...GIF (hard G) from THIS IS COFFEE, coffee cup endlessly being filled from a pot

            [?]AI6YR Ben » 🌐
            @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

            Starbucks may suck, but they do one thing right, which is they offer up used coffee grounds to gardeners for free.

            Giant bag of ground coffee in silvery bag, used

            Alt...Giant bag of ground coffee in silvery bag, used

              [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
              @mdhughes@appdot.net

              Jade from that iCarly spinoff: "& I said I want to marry a man like coffee"

              Alt...Jade from that iCarly spinoff: "& I said I want to marry a man like coffee"

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                [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                @mdhughes@appdot.net

                Time for second

                  [?]Christopher » 🌐
                  @christopher@my.talesofmy.life

                  Me topping off my #coffee this morning.
                  Singing:
                  Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire.... Ooh.. Yeah.. Haaaa

                  #Metallica

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                    [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                    @mdhughes@appdot.net

                    Have a little more coffee, keep the meter in the green:
                    NO COFFEE - DANGER!
                    It has been 0 days, 14 hours, 42 minutes since Mark had coffee.
                    cyberhole.online/coffee.html

                    Alt...Dale Cooper <spits coffee> AND HOT!

                      [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                      @mdhughes@appdot.net

                      Alt...Twinky Spock with cig, scoots over to coffee cup & cake, back to workstation.

                        [?]lizard appreciator [he/him] » 🌐
                        @bonzoesc@m.bonzoesc.net

                        drinking nitro cold brew ee

                        a curved stemless glass, like you’d use for white wine, but with black coffee punctuated by microscopic bubbles and about a cm of tan head

                        Alt...a curved stemless glass, like you’d use for white wine, but with black coffee punctuated by microscopic bubbles and about a cm of tan head

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                          [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                          @mdhughes@appdot.net

                          @screwlisp Cold brew coffee: Very good, much too slow a process for my junkie ass.

                          We don't say "long black" that's just a double Americano. I'm not a fan of the Americano type, straight-up espresso without milk bothers my stomach. I either have a strong drip, French press/pour-over, or if I'm out I'll get a latte or cappucino.

                            [?]screwlisp » 🌐
                            @screwlisp@gamerplus.org

                            Considering coffee a critical and a historically centric daily-relevant topic.

                            lispy-gopher-show.itch.io/dl-r

                            @mdhughes

                            A stoppered glass bottle of thick brown liquid whose neck is half filled with grounds and half clean relating to how the coffee was poured, a half-full coffee cup, and a laptop showing the picture currently being taken.

                            Alt...A stoppered glass bottle of thick brown liquid whose neck is half filled with grounds and half clean relating to how the coffee was poured, a half-full coffee cup, and a laptop showing the picture currently being taken.

                              [?]Flipboard Tech Desk » 🌐
                              @TechDesk@flipboard.social

                              The barista is human but an AI agent runs this experimental Swedish cafe.

                              From @AssociatedPress: "Experts say ethical concerns abound, ranging from technology’s role in humankind’s future to conducting job interviews and judging employee performance."

                              flip.it/xgRKRw

                                [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                                @mdhughes@appdot.net

                                Foxtrot:
Jason, bathrobed: COULDN'T YOU JUST GET THAT PRINTED ON ONE MUG?
Father, bleary-eyed, bathrobed: & UNDERCUT THE MESSAGE?
<row of coffee cups, steaming, each has one letter: I ♥ C O F F E (being drunk) E>

                                Alt...Foxtrot: Jason, bathrobed: COULDN'T YOU JUST GET THAT PRINTED ON ONE MUG? Father, bleary-eyed, bathrobed: & UNDERCUT THE MESSAGE? <row of coffee cups, steaming, each has one letter: I ♥ C O F F E (being drunk) E>

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                                  [?]screwlisp » 🌐
                                  @screwlisp@gamerplus.org

                                  @kentpitman @prahou @davidrevoy @bagder @chiply @yantar92 @jackdaniel

                                  I ran out of letters.
                                  @mdhughes gamerplus.org/@mdhughes@appdot

                                  Some notes on my viz my lispy-gopher-show.itch.io/dl-r apropos jd's and (clim 2 spec)
                                  Same code:
                                  -
                                  - (portable)
                                  - -rich interface common lisp
                                  - Inside C programs
                                  - Inside C++ programs
                                  - Inside WASM
                                  - Curl inside it

                                  Requests for questions/comments to pass on to the tagged project authors too please.

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                                    [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                                    @mdhughes@appdot.net

                                    > Has Mark Had Coffee Today?
                                    NO COFFEE - DANGER!
                                    It has been 0 days, 17 hours, 50 minutes since Mark had coffee.
                                    <

                                    Relax. Situation resolved. I have

                                    HOW COFFEE WORKS
<diagram of person> Coffee -> mouth -> stomach MAGIC -> arm Energy -> zappy rays

                                    Alt...HOW COFFEE WORKS <diagram of person> Coffee -> mouth -> stomach MAGIC -> arm Energy -> zappy rays

                                      [?]screwlisp » 🌐
                                      @screwlisp@gamerplus.org

                                      @mdhughes Recent Coffee Toots:
                                      2026-05-05T03:59:55.000Z:
                                      THIS NOW EXISTS!

                                      CHECK MY COFFEE STATUS!!!

                                      ON THE CYBER HOLE
                                      cyberhole.online/coffee.html

                                      Code's visible in there if you wanna make your own stupid RSS feed thing. Just grab the mdhutil.js from the Source Code page.

                                      2026-05-04T23:53:56.000Z:
                                      I should put up a page
                                      Has Mark Had Coffee Yet?

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                                        [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                                        @mdhughes@appdot.net

                                        THIS NOW EXISTS!

                                        CHECK MY COFFEE STATUS!!!

                                        ON THE CYBER HOLE
                                        cyberhole.online/coffee.html

                                        Code's visible in there if you wanna make your own stupid RSS feed thing. Just grab the mdhutil.js from the Source Code page.

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                                          [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                                          @mdhughes@appdot.net

                                          I should put up a page
                                          Has Mark Had Coffee Yet?
                                          that checks my toots for recent
                                          and shows
                                          <span color='red'>NO COFFEE</span>
                                          or
                                          <span color='brown'>COFFEE</span>

                                          So people know how sharp my mood's gonna be.

                                            [?]Deborah League » 🌐
                                            @DeborahLeagueFineArt@socel.net

                                            Cappuccino With A View Of The Duomo.

                                            ART - deborahleaguefineart.com/featu

                                            This painting depicts coffee being enjoyed from colorfully decorated cups, under a flowering lemon tree and with a view of il Duomo in Florence, Italy. A sunny painting sure to brighten any room in your home.

                                            Alt...This painting depicts coffee being enjoyed from colorfully decorated cups, under a flowering lemon tree and with a view of il Duomo in Florence, Italy. A sunny painting sure to brighten any room in your home.

                                            Framed art shown in a display room.

                                            Alt...Framed art shown in a display room.

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                                              [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                                              @mdhughes@appdot.net

                                              I'm always a little shocked when I do remember something from all those years of graphics & game design books, & implement something right the first time.

                                              I've only had one little tin of Mr Brown Coffee this morning.

                                              dapper Mr. Brown in white suit, cup of coffee, thumbs up
MR. BROWN
BLUE MOUNTAIN BLEND
ICED COFFEE
READY TO DRINK
NET 8.12 FL.OZ. (240ml)

                                              Alt...dapper Mr. Brown in white suit, cup of coffee, thumbs up MR. BROWN BLUE MOUNTAIN BLEND ICED COFFEE READY TO DRINK NET 8.12 FL.OZ. (240ml)

                                                [?]AI6YR Ben » 🌐
                                                @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                                [?]Adrianna Tan » 🌐
                                                @skinnylatte@hachyderm.io

                                                Can someone explain the science to me of why if you make pour over coffee with water from a kettle vs water from a microwave it tastes so different? I’m always on team kettle but I want to know why I genuinely feel like it tastes so different. Microwaved water coffee tastes muddy and flat to me

                                                (Yes I am also horrified by microwaving water.. but I really want to know the details behind this!)

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                                                  [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                                                  @mdhughes@appdot.net

                                                  catrscafecomics
BEFORE COFFEE: Kiwi?
AFTER COFFEE: kiwi kiwi kiwi kiwi kiwi kiwi 

BEFORE COFFEE: Beaver: I am so tired.
AFTER COFFEE: wood castle, Beaver: My finest creation!

                                                  Alt...catrscafecomics BEFORE COFFEE: Kiwi? AFTER COFFEE: kiwi kiwi kiwi kiwi kiwi kiwi BEFORE COFFEE: Beaver: I am so tired. AFTER COFFEE: wood castle, Beaver: My finest creation!

                                                    [?]Thomas Adam » 🌐
                                                    @thomasadam@bsd.network

                                                    re: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_R

                                                    I'm curious if anyone knows if there's an equivalent to the Trojan Room coffee pot on the Internet? These days It would be easy to do via other means, but I find the original idea interesting.

                                                    Note that, as a bonus, I'd love to know If the source code to xcoffee in the Wikipedia's screenshot is still available.

                                                    By way of lore, I'm also aware the original coffee pot was auctioned off, I believe to a company in Germany...

                                                    Still, I'm interested to hear more if anyone knows anything!

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                                                      [?]Tim Richards » 🌐
                                                      @timrichards@aus.social

                                                      Fun piece about coffee's role in prompting liberal thought:

                                                      'Coffee houses were not just places where people could gather to drink the newly imported dark liquid; they were debating chambers where people could test their opinions, “penny universities” where they could educate themselves, and social networking hubs where people of different classes could rub shoulders.

                                                      'Jurgen Habermas, the social philosopher who died last month, famously argued that coffee houses provided something radically new: a third space, or “bourgeois public sphere”, separate from the state or the home where people of all social ranks could meet and engage in open discussion.'

                                                      smh.com.au/business/consumer-a

                                                        [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                                                        @mdhughes@appdot.net

                                                        Artemis mission screen:
They have 43 cups of coffee on board

                                                        Alt...Artemis mission screen: They have 43 cups of coffee on board

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                                                          [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                                                          @mdhughes@appdot.net

                                                          Conversations I Have Had With
Edgar Allan Poe
ME: Do you want coffee or tea?
POE: Huh? What? ME: [sighs] The one made of dead beans or the one made of dead
leaves.
POE: Oh, dead beans, if you please.

                                                          Alt...Conversations I Have Had With Edgar Allan Poe ME: Do you want coffee or tea? POE: Huh? What? ME: [sighs] The one made of dead beans or the one made of dead leaves. POE: Oh, dead beans, if you please.

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                                                            [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                                                            @mdhughes@appdot.net

                                                            CGI of Artemis
They have 43 cups of coffee on board, different breakfast

                                                            Alt...CGI of Artemis They have 43 cups of coffee on board, different breakfast

                                                              [?]AI6YR Ben » 🌐
                                                              @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                                              Taking care of the important things for the week (roasted coffee, waxed a bicycle chain).

                                                              Medium roasted coffee in a stainless steel bowl

                                                              Alt...Medium roasted coffee in a stainless steel bowl

                                                              Bicycle chain in a vat of melted wax inside a pot of boiling water

                                                              Alt...Bicycle chain in a vat of melted wax inside a pot of boiling water

                                                              Bicycle chain hanging, twisted, off a patio

                                                              Alt...Bicycle chain hanging, twisted, off a patio

                                                                [?]The New Oil » 🤖 🌐
                                                                @thenewoil@mastodon.thenewoil.org

                                                                [?]Mikko » 🌐
                                                                @mastosalo@nerdculture.de

                                                                Hold everything. First coffee.

                                                                  [?]Glyn Moody » 🌐
                                                                  @glynmoody@mastodon.social

                                                                  Caffeinated coffee may stave off dementia - boingboing.net/2026/02/13/caff "drinking two to three cups of or one to two cups of —approximately 300mg of caffeine—reduced dementia risk by 18% and 14%, respectively."

                                                                    [?]Christopher » 🌐
                                                                    @christopher@my.talesofmy.life

                                                                    in my best singing voice

                                                                    Oh where, oh where did my coffee mug go?
                                                                    Oh where, oh where did it go?
                                                                    🔎🔍🔎🔍🔎🔍
                                                                    #Coffee #Silly

                                                                      [?]lizard appreciator [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                      @bonzoesc@m.bonzoesc.net

                                                                      spro

                                                                      a clear double walled shot glass of espresso with a thin layer of crema, on the deck of a home espresso machine

                                                                      Alt...a clear double walled shot glass of espresso with a thin layer of crema, on the deck of a home espresso machine

                                                                        [?]Fedi.Tips 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ » 🌐
                                                                        @FediTips@social.growyourown.services

                                                                        Most hashtags are pretty obvious, you just put # in front of a topic. For example if a post is about coffee it might have the tag

                                                                        However, many popular hashtags have difficult-to-guess names, so I've started a list to help people discover them:

                                                                        ➡️ fedi.tips/fun-and-useful-hasht

                                                                        Copy-paste a hashtag into the search box in Mastodon if you want to browse or follow it.

                                                                        If you have suggestions for non-obvious hashtags that should be added to the list, let me know in the replies 🙂

                                                                          [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                                                                          @mdhughes@appdot.net

                                                                          Tiny Bug Alien from MIB, coffee cup in hand: Whatever.

                                                                          Alt...Tiny Bug Alien from MIB, coffee cup in hand: Whatever.

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                                                                            [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                                                                            @mdhughes@appdot.net

                                                                            Today's coffee is Death Wish Coffee, Dark Roast
                                                                            deathwishcoffee.com

                                                                            and it's pretty fucking good.

                                                                            Their site sucks and constantly nags at you, mystery-clicks items. Not buying merch because the site sucks.

                                                                              [?]Mikko » 🌐
                                                                              @mastosalo@nerdculture.de

                                                                              Pheeeeew. I don't have time for anything this week. Except work. Dammit.

                                                                              Stay weird you all. I'll be back.

                                                                              What the f..... Omg There's no way I am not sharing this:

                                                                              I have poured vanilla yogurt in my coffee. Wrong carton.

                                                                              Why am I trying to drink coffee? I need to hit the sack.

                                                                              bye

                                                                                [?]Daniel Johnson » 🌐
                                                                                @ossobuffo@deacon.social

                                                                                My wife is a certifiable Dubai chocolate addict, but does not drink coffee. I am a certifiable coffee addict, but I do not tend to like flavored coffee. (I order it “black and bitter, just like my soul.”)

                                                                                I found this in the clearance bin at the grocery store, and bought a couple bags out of curiosity. As flavored coffee goes, it isn’t bad, but I’d rather have the plain stuff. It smells faintly of Dubai chocolate, but tastes like generic “flavoring additives.”

                                                                                An unopened bag of coffee grounds. The label says “Limited Edition Dubai Chocolate Pistachio.”

                                                                                Alt...An unopened bag of coffee grounds. The label says “Limited Edition Dubai Chocolate Pistachio.”

                                                                                  [?]ClaudioM » 🌐
                                                                                  @claudiom@bsd.network

                                                                                  and good .

                                                                                  Working my way to waking up this Sunday morning after a night out on the town with A and our group. Meeting them soon this morning for a bike ride so long as the weather holds up. At least I know that the morning will brighten the day regardless. :flan_coffee: :rb_coffee: :blobcoffee:

                                                                                    [?]Oregon Pacifist :contra: » 🌐
                                                                                    @Oregon_Pacifist@retro-gaiden.com

                                                                                    I can’t think straight without in the morning. Maybe I have a caffeine dependency ☕️

                                                                                      [?]Christopher » 🌐
                                                                                      @christopher@my.talesofmy.life

                                                                                      Looking to buy with more intention this year? Here's a great place to check out. This is a store that is in partnership with a community in Ecuador. Items are from the community and resold in the USA. Money made goes right back to the community. Today, I've poured myself a cup of coffee from this store. The Alpaca blankets are the softest things you'll ever feel! My wife loves the handbags.

                                                                                      #^Sumak Store — The Santiago Partnership

                                                                                      The Santiago Partnership is a 501(c)3 nonprofit organization, EIN 35-2474475. Questions? Email us at: info@santiagopartnership.org The Santiago Partnership48245 Genesis Drive, STE A,Coshocton, OH...

                                                                                      #TheSantiagoPartnership #BuyEcuador #BuyWithIntention #Missions #Ecuador #Coffee

                                                                                        [?]Kim » 🌐
                                                                                        @kim@vk5fj.net

                                                                                        [?]lizard appreciator [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                        @bonzoesc@m.bonzoesc.net

                                                                                        Drinking

                                                                                        A pitcher held inverted over a mug, not one drop is falling from the silhouette, a city street is beyond

                                                                                        Alt...A pitcher held inverted over a mug, not one drop is falling from the silhouette, a city street is beyond

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                                                                                          [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                                                                                          @mdhughes@appdot.net

                                                                                          from above 
coffee cup
wood table
red autumn leaves
scarf
very cozy light from side

                                                                                          Alt...from above coffee cup wood table red autumn leaves scarf very cozy light from side

                                                                                            [?]Jake in the desert » 🌐
                                                                                            @jake4480@c.im

                                                                                            Drinking my black coffee and thinking of the post @irgndsondepp just wrote about coffee that you should read (schafe-sind-bessere-rasenmaehe) that was inspired by @cinimodev's excellent Masto thread on his coffee habits (masto.ctms.me/@cinimodev/statu).

                                                                                            So how do you take your ☕

                                                                                            @chris

                                                                                            An overhead view of a white cup and saucer on a table with black coffee in it

                                                                                            Alt...An overhead view of a white cup and saucer on a table with black coffee in it

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                                                                                              [?]screwlisp » 🌐
                                                                                              @screwlisp@gamerplus.org

                                                                                              @ramin_hal9001 Alright the opening remarks finished, I guess I have 20 minutes to make more

                                                                                                [?]Global Museum » 🌐
                                                                                                @globalmuseum@mastodon.online

                                                                                                Simultaneously asking myself why it’s so cold in my office that I had to keep my coat on and drinking iced coffee
                                                                                                Erin L. Thompson‬
                                                                                                ‪@artcrimeprof.bsky.social‬

                                                                                                Erin L. Thompson‬ drinking coffee

                                                                                                Alt...Erin L. Thompson‬ drinking coffee

                                                                                                  [?]Mikko » 🌐
                                                                                                  @mastosalo@nerdculture.de

                                                                                                  Good morning from Northern Europe.

                                                                                                  First coffee and then everything else. First up: investigate why the fruitbowl has turned into a battlefield for lego ninja minifigures and small plastic dinosaurs. Battle is raging, choose your fighter.

                                                                                                  A coffee mug on a handrest of a sofa.

                                                                                                  Alt...A coffee mug on a handrest of a sofa.

                                                                                                    [?]William Lindsey :toad: » 🌐
                                                                                                    @wdlindsy@toad.social

                                                                                                    "Contrast [what Bunch says] to a prominently displayed New York Times feature story that puts a nostalgic gloss on Epstein’s world. Looking back on that world and the people who inhabited it, it carried the headline, Epstein Emails Reveal a Lost New York."

                                                                                                    ~ Margaret Sullivan


                                                                                                    /11

                                                                                                    margaretsullivan.substack.com/

                                                                                                      [?]William Lindsey :toad: » 🌐
                                                                                                      @wdlindsy@toad.social

                                                                                                      "When this perfect storm strikes, an electoral bloodbath in the 2026 midterms is the best outcome Trump can hope for, on a list of dire possibilities."


                                                                                                      /10

                                                                                                        [?]William Lindsey :toad: » 🌐
                                                                                                        @wdlindsy@toad.social

                                                                                                        "The timing couldn’t be better, or worse, for this midnight of the elites. The overblown stock market fueled by an AI hallucination is set to burst any moment, and new hiring is already grinding to a halt — just as the price of everything from steak to coffee goes through the roof and health insurance is doubling or tripling for millions of Americans."


                                                                                                        /9

                                                                                                          [?]hairylarry » 🌐
                                                                                                          @hairylarry@gamerplus.org

                                                                                                          @mdhughes

                                                                                                          That's a good map to have in case I get desperate.

                                                                                                          Actually I only drink coffee once a week anymore because familial tremors. Still I couldn't resist the joke.

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                                                                                                            [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                                                                                                            @mdhughes@appdot.net

                                                                                                            Where in the World is Sandiego?

                                                                                                            PICTURE COFFEE MAP of the WORLD
PNW labelled "THE WORLD'S GREATEST COFFEE DRINKERS HERE"
IN BRAZIL COFFEE IS KING
Argentina: YERBA MATE'
Siberia: TEA FINDS FAVOR HERE
Sweden: HEAVY COFFEE DRINKERS HERE
and many more
ALL ABOUT COFFEE

                                                                                                            Alt...PICTURE COFFEE MAP of the WORLD PNW labelled "THE WORLD'S GREATEST COFFEE DRINKERS HERE" IN BRAZIL COFFEE IS KING Argentina: YERBA MATE' Siberia: TEA FINDS FAVOR HERE Sweden: HEAVY COFFEE DRINKERS HERE and many more ALL ABOUT COFFEE

                                                                                                              [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                                                                                                              @mdhughes@appdot.net


                                                                                                              thatsbelievable.com/post/80005

                                                                                                              How to Make an
Offering to the
Coffee Demons
<sketch of man with coffee cup all over his face>
STEP ONE: Drink a cup of coffee.
STEP TWO: That's it, basically*.
* it's one of the easier demon offerings out there.

                                                                                                              Alt...How to Make an Offering to the Coffee Demons <sketch of man with coffee cup all over his face> STEP ONE: Drink a cup of coffee. STEP TWO: That's it, basically*. * it's one of the easier demon offerings out there.

                                                                                                                [?]Some Guy » 🌐
                                                                                                                @someguy@beige.party

                                                                                                                TIL Midnight dark roast tastes like burning mud.

                                                                                                                As a self-confessed loose leaf snob (and junkie!), I do like dark roast . But given the opportunity to have this Dunk's dark roast again I think I'd rather just go for burning mud.

                                                                                                                Sigh.

                                                                                                                  [?]Morgan Fletcher » 🌐
                                                                                                                  @morgan@sfba.social

                                                                                                                  @publicdomainrev that was also when houses began.

                                                                                                                  Dunton’s modus operandi entailed rambling in places like Chancery Lane, Cheapside, Farringdon, Fleet Street, Holborn, St James’s Park or the Strand, generally between 8 p.m. and 9 p.m. He pursued this vocation throughout the winter of 1696-97. In addition to the streets, he visited coffee houses, music houses, playhouses, and pleasure gardens in pursuit of his victims. He liked to take his cue from the coded invitations of prostitutes, as when they pretended to stumble into him or drop their handkerchiefs on the pavement. In order to be morally and socially effective, as he saw it, Dunton masqueraded as the corrupt and sinful individuals whose behaviour he was determined to expose. So on his first night’s noctambulation, for example, traversing Pall Mall, he propositioned prostitutes, sequestered them in a convenient tavern, and only then, after several glasses, lectured them on their licentiousness.

                                                                                                                  @empirepoduk did a podcast about .

                                                                                                                    [?]Mikko » 🌐
                                                                                                                    @mastosalo@nerdculture.de

                                                                                                                    For my next trick I'll oil up some old joints.

                                                                                                                    I need also my bearings running smooth. I wonder if there's butter in the fridge.

                                                                                                                    After breakfast it will be just running outside through the door and saving the world I suppose.


                                                                                                                    A coffee mug on an armrest of a sofa which has seen better days working as a bouncy castle most of the days recently.

                                                                                                                    Alt...A coffee mug on an armrest of a sofa which has seen better days working as a bouncy castle most of the days recently.

                                                                                                                      [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                                                                                                                      @mdhughes@appdot.net

                                                                                                                      Belzebubs
greyed out metal chick waits for coffee to make, pour, dumbass metal boy "Good Morn…" and she shushes him.
SLÜRPAH eyes wide

                                                                                                                      Alt...Belzebubs greyed out metal chick waits for coffee to make, pour, dumbass metal boy "Good Morn…" and she shushes him. SLÜRPAH eyes wide

                                                                                                                        [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                                                                                                                        @mdhughes@appdot.net

                                                                                                                        Too Much Coffee Man: And, you know, if ONE cup makes me feel good, then TWO cups will make me feel even BETTER!

                                                                                                                        Alt...Too Much Coffee Man: And, you know, if ONE cup makes me feel good, then TWO cups will make me feel even BETTER!

                                                                                                                          [?]ClaudioM » 🌐
                                                                                                                          @claudiom@bsd.network

                                                                                                                          ... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                          and good .

                                                                                                                          Enjoying scrambled eggs with spinach for breakfast with three of these cheesy corn poppers A made on Monday. Toasted them in the air fryer and they compliment the scrambled eggs with spinach very well. Only thing left to prepare is my morning , which is almost done brewing. :flan_coffee:

                                                                                                                          Here's hoping traffic and the work day don't ruin things. :flan_beg:

                                                                                                                          (cw: food)

                                                                                                                          A plate of scrambled eggs with spinach and 3 of the cheesy corn poppers A made, one of them most than half eaten. A fork sits on the plate as well.

                                                                                                                          Alt...A plate of scrambled eggs with spinach and 3 of the cheesy corn poppers A made, one of them most than half eaten. A fork sits on the plate as well.

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                                                                                                                            [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                                                                                                                            @mdhughes@appdot.net

                                                                                                                            Crow time:
CAW FEE <crow in spilled coffee cup>
BOBA BIRD
MC KAW <eating fries a sheaf at a time>

                                                                                                                            Alt...Crow time: CAW FEE <crow in spilled coffee cup> BOBA BIRD MC KAW <eating fries a sheaf at a time>

                                                                                                                              [?]Deborah League » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @DeborahLeagueFineArt@socel.net

                                                                                                                              Cappuccino with a view of the Duomo.

                                                                                                                              ART -deborahleaguefineart.etsy.com/

                                                                                                                                      

                                                                                                                              This painting depicts coffee being enjoyed from colorfully decorated cups, under a flowering lemon tree and with a view of il Duomo in Florence, Italy. A sunny painting sure to brighten any room in your home.

                                                                                                                              Alt...This painting depicts coffee being enjoyed from colorfully decorated cups, under a flowering lemon tree and with a view of il Duomo in Florence, Italy. A sunny painting sure to brighten any room in your home.

                                                                                                                              Framed artwork in a display room.

                                                                                                                              Alt...Framed artwork in a display room.

                                                                                                                              [?]Bruce Mirken » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @BruceMirken@mas.to

                                                                                                                              Having already raised the price of with on Brazil, plans to raise it even more with new tariffs on -- because that country's leader hurt his feelings.

                                                                                                                              newrepublic.com/post/201999/do

                                                                                                                                [?]#FreeSchool <---> Hashtag » 🌐
                                                                                                                                @freeschool@qoto.org

                                                                                                                                A #Fascist is also one who is part of using #Capitalism thinking it's "OK"... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                Let me know what you think with emphasis on using people as part of being a - directly and indirectly - not completely 100% but you are more often a big part that, and have a lot of ignorance or ignoring thing to fall within that definition of fascist and then the added on top ( / / etc ) and perhaps complain about it after...

                                                                                                                                used in counting Jewish people in concentration camps and facial recognition being rolled out in Europe being very similar (if these are true) and part of all Tech in wrong hands BECAUSE it was made by people for mostly (, , etc) ☕ ✈️ 📦

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                                                                                                                                  [?]OCTADE » 🌐
                                                                                                                                  @octade@soc.octade.net

                                                                                                                                  I like my coffee brewed so strong that you can float a horseshoe on top of it.


                                                                                                                                    [?]Mute Dog Brewing » 🌐
                                                                                                                                    @Mutedog@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                    🤔 what if I put Thai tea into the espresso portafilter and ran it?

                                                                                                                                      [?]Cliff [He/Him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                      @cliffwade@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                      Time to start the trip to Pittsburgh. What better way than this, right?

                                                                                                                                      The image features a clear plastic cup with a lid, prominently displaying the Starbucks logo on the front. The cup contains a layered iced coffee beverage, with a distinct separation between the darker coffee at the bottom and the lighter milk or cream at the top. The layers are slightly blurred, suggesting a creamy texture. The cup is placed on a light-colored, speckled countertop, with a blurred background that hints at an indoor setting, possibly a café. The lid of the cup is slightly ajar, with a small amount of liquid visible on the rim, indicating the drink is ready to be enjoyed.

                                                                                                                                      Alt...The image features a clear plastic cup with a lid, prominently displaying the Starbucks logo on the front. The cup contains a layered iced coffee beverage, with a distinct separation between the darker coffee at the bottom and the lighter milk or cream at the top. The layers are slightly blurred, suggesting a creamy texture. The cup is placed on a light-colored, speckled countertop, with a blurred background that hints at an indoor setting, possibly a café. The lid of the cup is slightly ajar, with a small amount of liquid visible on the rim, indicating the drink is ready to be enjoyed.

                                                                                                                                        [?]AI6YR Ben » 🌐
                                                                                                                                        @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                                                                                                                        From 2020, but this is hilarious (someone who hacked a coffee maker and replaced it with their own firmware)

                                                                                                                                        gendigital.com/blog/insights/r

                                                                                                                                          [?]Cliff [He/Him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                          @cliffwade@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                          Coffee time at the GSO airport. Heading to Minneapolis, Minnesota for two days.

                                                                                                                                          The image shows a clear plastic cup filled with an iced beverage, likely a caramel macchiato, with a creamy texture and visible ice cubes. The drink is topped with a layer of foam and caramel drizzle. A white label on the cup reads "Cliff" at the top, followed by "Vt Iced Caramel Macchiato" and "VAN SC COLD FM [EX CARMAL]" in smaller text. The label also indicates "Item 1 of 1" and "Total 1," suggesting it is a single item order. The cup is placed on a light-colored surface, possibly a table, with a blurred background that suggests an indoor setting.

                                                                                                                                          Alt...The image shows a clear plastic cup filled with an iced beverage, likely a caramel macchiato, with a creamy texture and visible ice cubes. The drink is topped with a layer of foam and caramel drizzle. A white label on the cup reads "Cliff" at the top, followed by "Vt Iced Caramel Macchiato" and "VAN SC COLD FM [EX CARMAL]" in smaller text. The label also indicates "Item 1 of 1" and "Total 1," suggesting it is a single item order. The cup is placed on a light-colored surface, possibly a table, with a blurred background that suggests an indoor setting.

                                                                                                                                            [?]lizard appreciator [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                            @bonzoesc@m.bonzoesc.net

                                                                                                                                            drinking

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                                                                                                                                              [?]Grickle » 🌐
                                                                                                                                              @grickle@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                              Inevitably.

                                                                                                                                              A cartoon illustration of a man using a laptop in a cafe looking over to see the Grim Reaper with a coffee sitting a few tables over and staring at him. Caption reads "Every day he sat a little closer."

                                                                                                                                              Alt...A cartoon illustration of a man using a laptop in a cafe looking over to see the Grim Reaper with a coffee sitting a few tables over and staring at him. Caption reads "Every day he sat a little closer."

                                                                                                                                                [?]AI6YR Ben » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                                                                                                                                Tasting notes: "horribly sour, terrible tasting raw coffee tannins combined with the taste of an old ashtray and over-roasted sneakers" 🤪 😬

                                                                                                                                                  [?]AI6YR Ben » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                                                                                                                                  Here's the probably, which you can see visually. Left side: WAY OVER ROASTED. When brewed, tasted like an ashtray. On the right side: berry is not nearly roasted enough, so you get the horrible flavors of raw coffee berry (raw coffee berry flavors are really, really sour and terrible and have off flavors). So this is most certainly a bad roasting issue. The OTHER possible issue, is I did not grade these beans (ie used all my beans harvested... the commercial processors remove any floating beans as "poor quality". But half or more of my beans were floating.... )

                                                                                                                                                  Closeup of poorly roasted coffee: very dark roast on left, hardly or not roasted on right

                                                                                                                                                  Alt...Closeup of poorly roasted coffee: very dark roast on left, hardly or not roasted on right

                                                                                                                                                    [?]AI6YR Ben » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                    @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                                                                                                                                    Meanwhile, the coffee bush outside is flowering like I have never seen it flower before.

                                                                                                                                                    White coffee blossoms covering a bush with bright green leaves against a house with a 1980's style exterior light

                                                                                                                                                    Alt...White coffee blossoms covering a bush with bright green leaves against a house with a 1980's style exterior light

                                                                                                                                                    Closeup of blossoms

                                                                                                                                                    Alt...Closeup of blossoms

                                                                                                                                                      [?]AI6YR Ben » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                      @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                                                                                                                                      Progress! It took a few years to crack the code, but gave honest to goodness green coffee beans, ready to move on to roasting! The trick was wet processing these with added yeast, but ONLY for a day. And then into a dehydrator. Enough to remove the mucilage but not develop mold.

                                                                                                                                                      Home grown Coffee beans in a dehydrator

                                                                                                                                                      Alt...Home grown Coffee beans in a dehydrator

                                                                                                                                                        [?]AI6YR Ben » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                        @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                                                                                                                                        Imperfect roast... the beans did not behave quite like commercial ones, or the batch too small. Random mix of roast profiles, LOL. Smells good though!

                                                                                                                                                        Unevenly roasted coffee

                                                                                                                                                        Alt...Unevenly roasted coffee

                                                                                                                                                          [?]AI6YR Ben » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                          @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                                                                                                                                          Into the grinder!

                                                                                                                                                          Coffee in an antique grinder

                                                                                                                                                          Alt...Coffee in an antique grinder

                                                                                                                                                          Ground coffee

                                                                                                                                                          Alt...Ground coffee

                                                                                                                                                            [?]AI6YR Ben » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                            @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                                                                                                                                            Into a coffee press. Then through a filter... and first cup of homegrown coffee! (Conclusion: it is coffee... but I over roasted and under roasted the beans at the same time, so the actual coffee is not great, ha ha ha. But, it is caffeinated!).

                                                                                                                                                            Coffee going through a filter

                                                                                                                                                            Alt...Coffee going through a filter

                                                                                                                                                            Cup with coffee in it

                                                                                                                                                            Alt...Cup with coffee in it

                                                                                                                                                              [?]lizard appreciator [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                              @bonzoesc@m.bonzoesc.net

                                                                                                                                                              Got

                                                                                                                                                              A tasting card for panther’s Yemeni “Mocca Sanani” coffee between a green ceramic mug and a small metal pitcher, with a condensation-covered window and rainy morning traffic in the background

                                                                                                                                                              Alt...A tasting card for panther’s Yemeni “Mocca Sanani” coffee between a green ceramic mug and a small metal pitcher, with a condensation-covered window and rainy morning traffic in the background

                                                                                                                                                                [?]Wokebloke for Democracy » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                @dougiec3@libretooth.gr

                                                                                                                                                                The Zojirushi has given up.

                                                                                                                                                                photo of a Zojirushi pour over coffee maker with a major crack in the plastic housing

                                                                                                                                                                Alt...photo of a Zojirushi pour over coffee maker with a major crack in the plastic housing

                                                                                                                                                                photo of a Zojirushi pour over coffee maker with a major crack in the plastic housing

                                                                                                                                                                Alt...photo of a Zojirushi pour over coffee maker with a major crack in the plastic housing

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                                                                                                                                                                  [?]OCTADE » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                  @octade@soc.octade.net

                                                                                                                                                                  You just reminded me ... men also have a coffee chromosome.

                                                                                                                                                                  A group of mad scientists named Folger, Maxwell, Horton, and Starbuck created an elixir that triggers the coffee gene.


                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Hyde 📷 🖋 :debian: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @hyde@lazybear.social

                                                                                                                                                                    The series is back. This week, @KevinGimbel will give his opinion on:

                                                                                                                                                                    - cameras
                                                                                                                                                                    -
                                                                                                                                                                    - B&W
                                                                                                                                                                    -
                                                                                                                                                                    -

                                                                                                                                                                    This is 89/100 post for the challenge.
                                                                                                                                                                    lazybea.rs/ovr-032

                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Nando161 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                      @nando161@partyon.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                      Black with cookies - Heidie Von Faber
                                                                                                                                                                      Dutch , b. 1963 -
                                                                                                                                                                      Acrylic on linen , 70 x 70 cm.

                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                        @mdhughes@appdot.net

                                                                                                                                                                        I wish I could be on all the time, I'd be so smart and productive and not at all a maniacal and raving loony when the trip turns dark.

                                                                                                                                                                        ♫ Hunter S. Thompson: Oh God. Did you eat all this acid?
                                                                                                                                                                        Dr. Gonzo: That's right! Music! ♫
                                                                                                                                                                        music.apple.com/us/song/fun-wi

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                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                          @mdhughes@appdot.net

                                                                                                                                                                          Back to School-Amos Sewell (1959)
mother in yellow sweater, shoes kicked off, newspaper on lap, on red couch, sipping coffee with whole pot & tray on table. She looks so contented and relieved, almost post-coital.
Outside the window, kids are going to a school bus.

                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...Back to School-Amos Sewell (1959) mother in yellow sweater, shoes kicked off, newspaper on lap, on red couch, sipping coffee with whole pot & tray on table. She looks so contented and relieved, almost post-coital. Outside the window, kids are going to a school bus.

                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Swede’s Photographs » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                            @Swede1952@universeodon.com

                                                                                                                                                                            Good morning. 😴😳☕

                                                                                                                                                                            2 September 2025

                                                                                                                                                                            I was awakened this morning by my wife nudging me—not quite a shove, more like a weary suggestion that I get moving. She must’ve heard Charlie grumbling or shifting around.

                                                                                                                                                                            My head’s not in the game. I’m dazed and running late—only eight minutes until mealtime. Feeding Charlie twice a day, on time, is my job, and I take it seriously. He eats well: some kind of chicken blend from Science Diet that actually looks decent, like tuna with peas and carrots. He gets dry food too, so he’s not hurting.

                                                                                                                                                                            For his afternoon meal, I dress it up—chicken surprise surrounded by dog biscuits and a Beggin strip. It’s practically gourmet. Still, when I sit down to eat, he positions himself just so, in my line of sight, and stares like I owe him money.

                                                                                                                                                                            “May your coffee be strong and your morning filled with dog wags.” — PetPress

                                                                                                                                                                            Feathers Against the Forest

"A cluster of pampas grass (Cortaderia selloana) rises from the lower edge of the frame like a soft explosion—tall, feathery plumes catching the light against a backdrop of shadowed forest. The plumes are pale tan, almost silvery in places, and they sway upward with a kind of ornamental defiance, each one slightly different in posture but unified in texture. They resemble oversized paintbrushes dipped in dusk.

At the base, long green blades curve outward like ribbons of grass, sharp and slender, anchoring the vertical drama above. The background is a dense wall of tree trunks and foliage, dark and quiet, which makes the pampas grass stand out like a lit match in a cave. The contrast is striking—light against shadow, softness against structure.

There’s no wind visible, but the plumes seem to hold motion anyway, as if remembering a breeze. The scene feels both wild and curated, like nature staging its own still life. It’s the kind of moment that could be missed in passing, but once noticed, insists on being remembered." - Copilot

                                                                                                                                                                            Alt...Feathers Against the Forest "A cluster of pampas grass (Cortaderia selloana) rises from the lower edge of the frame like a soft explosion—tall, feathery plumes catching the light against a backdrop of shadowed forest. The plumes are pale tan, almost silvery in places, and they sway upward with a kind of ornamental defiance, each one slightly different in posture but unified in texture. They resemble oversized paintbrushes dipped in dusk. At the base, long green blades curve outward like ribbons of grass, sharp and slender, anchoring the vertical drama above. The background is a dense wall of tree trunks and foliage, dark and quiet, which makes the pampas grass stand out like a lit match in a cave. The contrast is striking—light against shadow, softness against structure. There’s no wind visible, but the plumes seem to hold motion anyway, as if remembering a breeze. The scene feels both wild and curated, like nature staging its own still life. It’s the kind of moment that could be missed in passing, but once noticed, insists on being remembered." - Copilot

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                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                              @mdhughes@appdot.net

                                                                                                                                                                              Machine wash hot with

                                                                                                                                                                              What do your care instructions say?
Penguin: Machine wash hot with coffee. Do not mix with decaf.
Kiwi: WARNING! Sharp edges. Not dishwasher safe.
catscafecomics

                                                                                                                                                                              Alt...What do your care instructions say? Penguin: Machine wash hot with coffee. Do not mix with decaf. Kiwi: WARNING! Sharp edges. Not dishwasher safe. catscafecomics

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                                                                                                                                                                                [?]OCTADE » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                @octade@soc.octade.net

                                                                                                                                                                                I like my coffee brewed so strong that you can float a horseshoe on top of it.


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                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Cliff [He/Him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                  @cliffwade@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                  How do you drink your coffee and/or tea?

                                                                                                                                                                                  Select all that apply!

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                                                                                                                                                                                  Coffee - Black:202
                                                                                                                                                                                  Coffee - With sugar:22
                                                                                                                                                                                  Coffee - With cream(er):76
                                                                                                                                                                                  Coffee - With both sugar and cream(er):53
                                                                                                                                                                                  Tea - Nothing in it:188
                                                                                                                                                                                  Tea - With sugar:47
                                                                                                                                                                                  Tea - With cream(er):31
                                                                                                                                                                                  Tea - With both sugar and cream(er):24
                                                                                                                                                                                  I don't drink either!:21
                                                                                                                                                                                  Other -> Comment and let's discuss it!:34

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