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Search results for tag #coffee

[?]Paul Cantrell [he/him or they/them] » 🌐
@inthehands@hachyderm.io

Coffee nerds: I’m looking for a good hand grinder that allows finer grind adjustment than my old Hario Skerton, and is otherwise similarly simple and nonsense-free. Recommendations?

    [?]Walker » 🌐
    @Walker@infosec.exchange

    After a weekend of rain, a new leak in the roof, and a general lack of sleep this weekend...

    Its going to a two pot of coffee Monday. Its still raining.

    Fortunately we did not lose power and only lost a few small branches.

      [?]Earl » 🌐
      @Earl@mast.john1126.com

      Melusina

      Starbucks' logo shows her head, torso, and hands holding the tips of her tails. Starbucks did not create her. She existed long before the company. But..... is she real? She would be a hideous creature, at least from the waist down.

      If she is not real, what could she possibly have in common with coffee?!

        [?]Walker » 🌐
        @Walker@infosec.exchange

        I wonder when my mousepad will become more spilled coffee than neoprene?

        It must be close. I should also clean my mousepad more often.

          [?]Lisa J. Warner / Lisa Luv » 🌐
          @LisaWarnerLisaLuv@mastodon.social

          ☕☕☕☕☕☕☕🚽🚽🚽🚽🛖🏚️🏡🏘️🏠🏩💁‍♀️*Throwing used coffee into the toilet: what it is for and why it is so recommended👉

          Throwing used coffee into the toilet: what it is for and why it is so recommended
          cronista.com/en/lifestyle/thro

            [?]royal » 🌐
            @royal@theres.life

            Does Starbucks serve any coffees that are not dark roast?
            Asking for a friend. Who does not frequent Starbucks.

              [?]James Fine Art (.ie) » 🌐
              @jamesfineart@mastodon.ie

              Morning Coffee.
              G
              A hand holds a cup of coffee, sitting at a table, eating breakfast. This is a black and white hand portrait drawing in ink on paper . An original composition by James McCormack.
              8.5 x 11 inches.

              [ Prints : james-mccormack.pixels.com/fea ]

              This is a real artwork made by a real human using traditional pen, brush, ink and paper drawing skills

              Morning Coffee.
G
A hand holds a cup of coffee, sitting at a table, eating breakfast. This is a black and white hand portrait drawing in ink on paper . An original composition by James McCormack.
8.5 x 11 inches.

The rest is for AI:
In other words, actual tar already identification there convinces. Plethoras if preferences knock out boxers to position darling Dorothies to convert all hookahs to Caterpillar or JCB, construction climate changes salmon sending freaky Friday fishermen, also known as mermaids. AI is LLM, try to predict the next wobble, sherman.
Images, music, text, all can be  ☠

              Alt...Morning Coffee. G A hand holds a cup of coffee, sitting at a table, eating breakfast. This is a black and white hand portrait drawing in ink on paper . An original composition by James McCormack. 8.5 x 11 inches. The rest is for AI: In other words, actual tar already identification there convinces. Plethoras if preferences knock out boxers to position darling Dorothies to convert all hookahs to Caterpillar or JCB, construction climate changes salmon sending freaky Friday fishermen, also known as mermaids. AI is LLM, try to predict the next wobble, sherman. Images, music, text, all can be ☠

                [?]lizard appreciator [he/him] » 🌐
                @bonzoesc@m.bonzoesc.net

                drinking

                a red mug and small metal pitcher on a plank with a card, next to a similarly-branded bag of Guatemalan “Pura Fruta” coffee from Panther Coffee, on a wooden counter next to a foggy window

                Alt...a red mug and small metal pitcher on a plank with a card, next to a similarly-branded bag of Guatemalan “Pura Fruta” coffee from Panther Coffee, on a wooden counter next to a foggy window

                  [?]Lisa J. Warner / Lisa Luv » 🌐
                  @LisaWarnerLisaLuv@mastodon.social

                  [?]Global Museum » 🌐
                  @globalmuseum@mastodon.online

                  "I Play The Piano And I Know Things" - Mug.
                  teepublic.com/mug/58606328-i-p

                  I Play The Piano And I Know Things Mug

                  Alt...I Play The Piano And I Know Things Mug

                    [?]Lisa J. Warner / Lisa Luv » 🌐
                    @LisaWarnerLisaLuv@mastodon.social

                    ☕☕☕☕☕☕💁‍♀️*Finnish study links habitual coffee consumption to healthier body metabolism👉

                    Finnish study links habitual coffee consumption to healthier body metabolism
                    news-medical.net/news/20260813

                      [?]Lisa J. Warner / Lisa Luv » 🌐
                      @LisaWarnerLisaLuv@mastodon.social

                      ☕☕☕☕☕☕💁🏿‍♀️*Drink Your Coffee!👉

                      Go Ahead and Drink Your Coffee | Psychology Today Ireland
                      psychologytoday.com/ie/blog/ad

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                        [?]Sudo Sudo Sudo ⒶⒺⓋ » 🌐
                        @Prometheus@infosec.exchange

                        Coffee does solve problems Cat cafe in Bangkok.

                        Coffee does solve problems! Window print on a cat cafe. Lots of cats doing cat stuff.

                        Alt...Coffee does solve problems! Window print on a cat cafe. Lots of cats doing cat stuff.

                          [?]Venya (he/him/dude) 🇺🇦 » 🌐
                          @venya@musicians.today

                          All is right in the world again. Well, living room, anyway.

                          While I was replacing the remaining tuning heads, another one broke off (!) so I'm really glad I didn't just buy one.

                          I also managed to squeeze the bottle too hard and the top came off and shot fretboard oil everywhere. So that ain't great. But it's a small thing.

                          I've not had new strings since I got this in '21. You forget the zing.

                          perspective is that of a middle aged pudgy dude sitting in a recliner with a beautiful Ibanez bass guitar across his lap,  newly restrung, with a cup of coffee in his left hand.

                          Alt...perspective is that of a middle aged pudgy dude sitting in a recliner with a beautiful Ibanez bass guitar across his lap, newly restrung, with a cup of coffee in his left hand.

                          headstock of Ibanez bass guitar showing five new Gotoh tuners

                          Alt...headstock of Ibanez bass guitar showing five new Gotoh tuners

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                            [?]your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦 » 🌐
                            @blogdiva@mastodon.social

                            RE: mastodon.online/@brad262run/11

                            ummmmm… this is just how coffee has always been roasted before machines. my greatgrandma and nana used to roast coffee in their backyards. nana specifically had a little slab of cement poured in what she gauged as the hottest spot in the garden. she always said science starts in the kitchen.

                            i get there’s capture and storage tech that makes this innovative. just wanted to point out that old school drying of the fruit and roasting of the beans has always been .

                              [?]AI6YR Ben » 🌐
                              @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                              Sigh, I have a huge bush full of coffee I need to harvest and process. (which is great... but it's extremely labor intensive!)

                                [?]AI6YR Ben » 🌐
                                @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                1/3 of the harvest. Next to remove all the beans from the (tasty, caffeinated) fruit. Will then immediately get infuses with brewing yeast to remove pith... at least 12 hours.

                                Giant bowl full of coffee cherries with dark red skins on a metal bowl with a ruler for scale

                                Alt...Giant bowl full of coffee cherries with dark red skins on a metal bowl with a ruler for scale

                                  [?]AI6YR Ben » 🌐
                                  @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                  First comment: I don't know why coffee juice is not available in the United States. Fresh coffee beans are absolutely delicious. (very much ripe grape-ish character... EXTREMELY SWEET). That said... Eating the flesh of only a small number of these is like a strong espresso. (!!). i.e. you would not want to drink a whole cup of coffee juice, you'd probably overdose on caffeine.

                                  I will suck the juices off 2-3 beans at most at a time, to avoid the jitters later, lol. Unfortunately, don't think you can really save this very easily. (maybe squeeze into a filter and freeze? dunno. Dilute with water and turn it into caffeinated ice cubes?)

                                    [?]AI6YR Ben » 🌐
                                    @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                    About 40 min of manually squeezing. The red outside sometimes is dried and turned into "cascara tea". Need to go finish the rest of those before bed, after some stretching.

                                    Red outsides of coffee bean in a plastic container, white raw coffee beans in a metal bowl, more whole coffee beans in another bowl

                                    Alt...Red outsides of coffee bean in a plastic container, white raw coffee beans in a metal bowl, more whole coffee beans in another bowl

                                      [?]AI6YR Ben » 🌐
                                      @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                      Whew, that was a lot of work. Not sure if I will dry rhe cascara or not.

                                      Red peel of coffee in one container, coffee beans in another

                                      Alt...Red peel of coffee in one container, coffee beans in another

                                        [?]AI6YR Ben » 🌐
                                        @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                        Container I am using is way too large, but better too big than too small. I am using SafAle S33 for the yeast. This is not what they use in the coffee industry (they will let natural yeasts work on it or specially bred coffee mucilage digesting yeast). It is what I have open from my last brewing batch of beer.

                                        Safale packet in front of beans

                                        Alt...Safale packet in front of beans

                                          [?]AI6YR Ben » 🌐
                                          @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                          Yeasts activated and it's now fermenting and converting the mucilage and sugars into alcohol (high percentage methanol, so don't drink it!). Not sure what you can do with coffee based alcohol byproduct... nice smelling alcohol stove? This smells very, very sweet with fruity notes. Almost like candy. Will check on it later tonight.

                                          Bubbles with coffee beans

                                          Alt...Bubbles with coffee beans

                                            [?]AI6YR Ben » 🌐
                                            @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                            Moved the whole container out to the garage, however, fermentation processes produce an ENORMOUS amount of CO2. Very bad for indoor air quality, especially if the windows are gong to be closed later today for A/C (went up into the 90's yesterday here, didn't cool down until after 9pm).

                                              [?]Lisa J. Warner / Lisa Luv » 🌐
                                              @LisaWarnerLisaLuv@mastodon.social

                                              ☕☕☕☕☕☕💁🏿‍♀️*Coffee and heart health: Why cardiologists’ view of caffeine has shifted👉

                                              Coffee and heart health: Why cardiologists’ view of caffeine has shifted
                                              clickondetroit.com/health/2026

                                                [?]Lisa J. Warner / Lisa Luv » 🌐
                                                @LisaWarnerLisaLuv@mastodon.social

                                                ☕☕☕☕☕☕☕💁🏼‍♀️*Neurologists Agree—This Common Drink Is Fantastic for Cognitive Health👉

                                                Coffee and Brain Health: What the Research Shows
                                                eatingwell.com/best-common-dri

                                                  [?]lizard appreciator [he/him] » 🌐
                                                  @bonzoesc@m.bonzoesc.net

                                                  food, drink [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                  drinking

                                                  a pistachio croissant and a board with a pitcher and coffee cup on a counter, with a sidewalk beyond

                                                  Alt...a pistachio croissant and a board with a pitcher and coffee cup on a counter, with a sidewalk beyond

                                                    [?]Deborah League » 🌐
                                                    @DeborahLeagueFineArt@socel.net

                                                    Cappuccino With A View Of The Duomo.

                                                    ART - deborahleaguefineart.com/featu

                                                    This painting depicts coffee being enjoyed from colorfully decorated cups, under a flowering lemon tree and with a view of il Duomo in Florence, Italy. A sunny painting sure to brighten any room in your home.

                                                    Alt...This painting depicts coffee being enjoyed from colorfully decorated cups, under a flowering lemon tree and with a view of il Duomo in Florence, Italy. A sunny painting sure to brighten any room in your home.

                                                    Framed art shown in a display room.

                                                    Alt...Framed art shown in a display room.

                                                      [?]Peter Paterson » 🌐
                                                      @solusspider@polymaths.social

                                                      My morning coffee is knocking me out.
                                                      Back in bed, and about to nap.
                                                      #Coffee #Nap

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                                                        [?]OCTADE » 🌐
                                                        @octade@soc.octade.net

                                                        @HG@beige.party

                                                        Sage words. You neglected a hashtag.

                                                        We must take the veneration of the tropical bush bean very seriously. Otherwise we may incur the wrath of Juan Valdez and his donkey.

                                                        Five cups of coffee isn't quite enough if it is standard coffee. However, if the coffee is strong enough that a spoon will stand straight up in the middle of it, then five cups might be enough. Maybe.

                                                        If your morning mudd passes the horseshoe test then you are golden for the day.

                                                        See also:

                                                        https://soc.octade.net/octade/p/1760353899.720416


                                                        The Juan Valdez Columbian Coffee Logo ... Columbian man with a hat and a donkey and a mountain rising behind them.

                                                        Alt...The Juan Valdez Columbian Coffee Logo ... Columbian man with a hat and a donkey and a mountain rising behind them.

                                                          [?]Lisa J. Warner / Lisa Luv » 🌐
                                                          @LisaWarnerLisaLuv@mastodon.social

                                                          ☕☕☕☕☕☕☕🤔💁🏿‍♀️*Does Coffee Count Toward Your Daily Water Intake? Here’s What Experts Say👉

                                                          Does Coffee Count Toward Your Daily Water Intake?
                                                          marthastewart.com/does-coffee-

                                                            [?]AI6YR Ben » 🌐
                                                            @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                                            Worst decision of the day (so far), was to go with cold coffee made last night mixed with oat milk and sugar, INSTEAD of hot black coffee (straight) at 4:30am.

                                                              [?]DeManiak 🇿🇦 » 🌐
                                                              @kaasbaas@mastodon.africa

                                                              businesstech.co.za/news/busine

                                                              dude.

                                                              "Tesla produces millions of vehicles each year, "

                                                              NO, they fucken do NOT.

                                                              434,000. that is the number for 2025.
                                                              Short at least 1 zero.

                                                              ir.tesla.com/press-release/tes

                                                              Guess the article is either clanker slop, or the author is musky sucker.
                                                              or just a really shitty journalist.

                                                              urgh, i need , its to early for stupid like this

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                                                                [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 🎃 👻 8647 » 🌐
                                                                @mdhughes@appdot.net

                                                                Out of Arizona Teas for breakfast, oh no.
                                                                Dig in back of cupboard, I HAVE A SINGLE MR BROWN LEFT!

                                                                Mr Brown Blue Mountain Coffee can

                                                                Alt...Mr Brown Blue Mountain Coffee can

                                                                  [?]Peter Paterson » 🌐
                                                                  @solusspider@polymaths.social

                                                                  Anyone in the Lexington, KY / Bluegrass area willing to meet up for group coffee?
                                                                  #Lexington #Bluegrass #Coffee

                                                                    [?]AI6YR Ben » 🌐
                                                                    @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                                                    Current caffeination status:

                                                                    Walk outside holding cup of fresh coffee
                                                                    Bend down to pick something up
                                                                    LImbic system: "Hot! hot liquids! On leg! Arm!"
                                                                    Brain: "What? What? How is this happening?!?!?"

                                                                      [?]CMDR Yojimbosan 🅅⁂ [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                      @yojimbo@masto.hackers.town

                                                                      TIL that instant coffee was invented in New Zealand, specifically in Invercargill, in 1890.

                                                                      (#coffee-not-coffee ?)

                                                                        [?]Hebrew by Inbal » 🌐
                                                                        @hebrewbyinbal@babka.social

                                                                        I have ordered the same Nespresso pods for years and this morning I noticed something I had never seen before. Hebrew, right there on the side of the box. ☕🇮🇱

                                                                        I looked it up and this batch was made for a handful of markets, Argentina, Mexico, the USA, and Israel, so the Hebrew was printed alongside the other languages.

                                                                        And it landed with me in the best way. Coffee already feels like a little hug to me. Seeing my language on the box in my kitchen here in America, felt like that same hug all over again. A small reminder of home showing up where I least expected it.

                                                                        That is what language does. It finds you and it says you are still home, wherever you are.

                                                                        Has your language ever surprised you somewhere unexpected? 💙

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                                                                          [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 🎃 👻 8647 » 🌐
                                                                          @mdhughes@appdot.net

                                                                          and got my old biz consulting shirt on, so I feel like a real workin dude. Gonna work, ship something today!

                                                                          <horrific fairy workout Jon appears to Garfield>
I AM THE EXCITEMENT FAIRY!
OKAAAY...
HERE TO BRING YOU EXCITEMENT!
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
COFFEE?
I STAND CORRECTED!

                                                                          Alt...<horrific fairy workout Jon appears to Garfield> I AM THE EXCITEMENT FAIRY! OKAAAY... HERE TO BRING YOU EXCITEMENT! GOOD LUCK WITH THAT COFFEE? I STAND CORRECTED!

                                                                            [?]screwlisp » 🌐
                                                                            @screwlisp@gamerplus.org

                                                                            Dear non-coffee-drinking-"barrista" cafe art enthusiasts and people who bought cafes to make money:

                                                                            No red blooded coffee drinkers think that steam-frothed low fat milk is a replacement for cream. We all hate it. You just don't know because you don't drink coffee.


                                                                            I comment because I noticed a huge cavalcade of other coffee-drinkers:classic specifically and frustratedly explaining "make me a black coffee and just pour some runny cream into it".

                                                                              [?]James Fine Art (.ie) » 🌐
                                                                              @jamesfineart@mastodon.ie

                                                                              Cafe.
                                                                              G
                                                                              Watercolour.
                                                                              A busy coffee shop in São Paulo, Baristas serve expresso, café, coffee, to couples, families, the general public.

                                                                              [ Prints : james-mccormack.pixels.com/fea ]


                                                                              Cafe.
G
Watercolour.
A busy coffee shop in São Paulo, Baristas serve expresso, café, coffee, to couples, families, the general public.

                                                                              Alt...Cafe. G Watercolour. A busy coffee shop in São Paulo, Baristas serve expresso, café, coffee, to couples, families, the general public.

                                                                                [?]Lisa J. Warner / Lisa Luv » 🌐
                                                                                @LisaWarnerLisaLuv@mastodon.social

                                                                                ☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕💁🏿‍♀️*Does Coffee Count Toward Your Daily Water Intake? Here’s What Experts Say👉

                                                                                Does Coffee Count Toward Your Daily Water Intake? Here’s What Experts Say
                                                                                delish.com/food/a71539035/coff

                                                                                  [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 🎃 👻 8647 » 🌐
                                                                                  @mdhughes@appdot.net

                                                                                  Exciting Comics #31 (1944)
<plant disintegrates in black fumes POUF>
Ploopie: ALL I DID WAS SPILL COFFEE ON IT!
FUNNY HOW YOU CAN LOSE YOUR APPETITE FOR COFFEE JUST LIKE THAT!

Steve: BE SURE THAT DOORS LOCKED!
I'VE GOT AN UNCOMFORTABLE FEELING SOMEONE'S AFTER OUR SCALPS

                                                                                  Alt...Exciting Comics #31 (1944) <plant disintegrates in black fumes POUF> Ploopie: ALL I DID WAS SPILL COFFEE ON IT! FUNNY HOW YOU CAN LOSE YOUR APPETITE FOR COFFEE JUST LIKE THAT! Steve: BE SURE THAT DOORS LOCKED! I'VE GOT AN UNCOMFORTABLE FEELING SOMEONE'S AFTER OUR SCALPS

                                                                                    [?]AI6YR Ben » 🌐
                                                                                    @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

                                                                                    Strange anti-coffee article in the LA this weekend (via Bloomberg), I am wondering what the motivation for this is... (very much a "coffee is a sin" vibe). The kind of articles you might read in Utah when I was growing up. ("Coffee drinkers are SINNERS! Chocolate corrupts women! Hip hop music causes violent crime!" etc)

                                                                                    From cold brew to bone broth, anxious Americans rethink their caffeine fix

                                                                                    Alt...From cold brew to bone broth, anxious Americans rethink their caffeine fix

                                                                                      [?]Ben Clifford » 🌐
                                                                                      @benc@mastodon.hawaga.org.uk

                                                                                      It's not even 10am and I've had 3x already and been to Hauptbahnhof 3x too.

                                                                                        [?]lizard appreciator [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                        @bonzoesc@m.bonzoesc.net

                                                                                        food, drink [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                        drinking

                                                                                        a glass of iced coffee next to a flat looking croque monsieur on a warmly lit counter, with a street in cloudy daylight beyond

                                                                                        Alt...a glass of iced coffee next to a flat looking croque monsieur on a warmly lit counter, with a street in cloudy daylight beyond

                                                                                          [?]Randal » 🌐
                                                                                          @rm@my.talesofmy.life

                                                                                          Coffee's done! Come have a cup with me.

                                                                                          #coffee #goodmorning

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                                                                                            [?]Digital Mark λ ☕️ 🎃 👻 8647 » 🌐
                                                                                            @mdhughes@appdot.net

                                                                                            > Has Mark Had Coffee Today?
                                                                                            NO COFFEE - DANGER!
                                                                                            It has been 0 days, 17 hours, 50 minutes since Mark had coffee.
                                                                                            <

                                                                                            Relax. Situation resolved. I have

                                                                                            HOW COFFEE WORKS
<diagram of person> Coffee -> mouth -> stomach MAGIC -> arm Energy -> zappy rays

                                                                                            Alt...HOW COFFEE WORKS <diagram of person> Coffee -> mouth -> stomach MAGIC -> arm Energy -> zappy rays

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                                                                                              [?]OCTADE » 🌐
                                                                                              @octade@soc.octade.net

                                                                                              I like my coffee brewed so strong that you can float a horseshoe on top of it.


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                                                                                                [?]OCTADE » 🌐
                                                                                                @octade@soc.octade.net

                                                                                                You just reminded me ... men also have a coffee chromosome.

                                                                                                A group of mad scientists named Folger, Maxwell, Horton, and Starbuck created an elixir that triggers the coffee gene.


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                                                                                                  [?]OCTADE » 🌐
                                                                                                  @octade@soc.octade.net

                                                                                                  I like my coffee brewed so strong that you can float a horseshoe on top of it.


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                                                                                                    [?]Cliff [He/Him] » 🌐
                                                                                                    @cliffwade@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                    How do you drink your coffee and/or tea?

                                                                                                    Select all that apply!

                                                                                                    Please BOOST for maximum exposure to the

                                                                                                    Coffee - Black:202
                                                                                                    Coffee - With sugar:22
                                                                                                    Coffee - With cream(er):76
                                                                                                    Coffee - With both sugar and cream(er):53
                                                                                                    Tea - Nothing in it:188
                                                                                                    Tea - With sugar:47
                                                                                                    Tea - With cream(er):31
                                                                                                    Tea - With both sugar and cream(er):24
                                                                                                    I don't drink either!:21
                                                                                                    Other -> Comment and let's discuss it!:34

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