White Christmas 🎄
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas,
just like the ones Christ used to know,
two millennia ago, in Judea,
where the reindeer played in the snow.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas,
let's go chop down some pine trees,
light 'em up bright, with electricity,
to please our long dead deity,
while the world heats up, three degrees.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas,
because the season is fantastic,
to buy gifts made of plastic,
to fill the landfills, and the sea.
Let's all go on a shopping spree!

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas,
with all the third world girls and boys,
who wish for treats & toys,
and are told, that shit ain't free,
so don't milk our sentimentality.

I'm screaming about a white Christmas,
because it should be plain to see,
it's just a feelgood fantasy,
to sell consumption, and white supremacy.

May your electric bills be high.
And may all your friends be white.

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